Well met! This is Kourinakis Cullach writing about an event near and dear to my heart, Brawl Night!
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Well met! This is Kourinakis Cullach writing about an event near and dear to my heart, Brawl Night!
Every Tuesday evening at 8 bells, The Brawlers Guild hosts Brawl Night. It's an evening filled with ale, laughs, and of course, brawling! If you're unfamiliar with a good brawl, the concept is simple. We lay down our fancy weapons and armor, coming only equipped with our pants, boots, and belts (pants and boots were requested by most of the Tavern owners that we checked with). Then we duke it out with just our fists until someone gives up!
This is the type of event that can bridge people of all races, occupations, guilds, and interests, so don't feel intimidated! We have both experienced and fresh brawlers participate, so don't worry about feeling too outclassed; though it is good to try your hand at taking down some of our experts!
The location of Brawl Night changes from week to week, so make sure you stay in contact with people from The Brawlers Guild to find out where it will be! This week, The Lion's Pride in Goldshire hosted Brawl Night, and it was great fun. We even got some pictures from the evening!
If you find brawling to be something that you're passionate about, you can contact me via mail and I can talk to you about what it would look like to join The Brawlers Guild!
The walk to The Lion's Pride
One of the many brawls!
Have you noticed that your thigh rub is wearing a hole in your new Devilsaur Leggings more quickly than it should, or that your sword slips and slides in the grasp of your Devilsaur Gauntlets? Then you may have been a victim of fraud by Raedorai, the crafty (no pun intended) kalordei leatherworker!
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Have you noticed that your thigh rub is wearing a hole in your new Devilsaur Leggings more quickly than it should, or that your sword slips and slides in the grasp of your Devilsaur Gauntlets? Then you may have been a victim of fraud by Raedorai, the crafty (no pun intended) kalordei leatherworker!
Reports have come in that wearers of her wares have been experiencing a lack in performance when taking their newly-purchased "Devilsaur" pieces out into the field. We have a statement from two anonymous victims who wish to help us spread the word:
"Look, lass! Bein' a dwarf has its perks, but me legs are thick, and ye know ye'v been scammed when yer legs rub through yer pants! I didn't spend me hard-earned coin on some low-quality pelt! I'm tryna get me mileage on these things - at least a week!"
"So I thought they would be trustworthy, seeing them selling them all the time. But after just a couple adventures I already have holes in both knees and some of the stitching has already started to fray! I can't believe this is happening to me.. I spent most of my gold on these!"
"She warned me before I purchased them that the Gauntlets would need to be broken in and would be stiff for awhile, so I practiced with them for a week. Well, my guild needed me for Onyxia and, as a tank, it's very important that I be able to use my hands! The gloves still hadn't been broken in, and instead, I couldn't grip my sword properly! It fell to the ground in a 'clunk', and I think even Onyxia herself laughed at me! Needless to say, my whole guild is on the lookout now, and I had to fork out the money for the repair bills!"
We purchased a pair of Leggings and Gauntlets from her, under the guise of an inexperienced adventurer, and got to work in the lab to discover what was wrong with her product. To our surprise, they aren't actually made from Devilsaur - they're made from PLAINSTRIDER!
Beware, everyone, and be choosy of who you do business with! Of course, we do not condone the harassment of Raedorai, but we felt the urgent need to make you aware of her practices! Take care of yourselves.
This is Vayle Manglewood reporting with the Grobbulus Times bringing you Volume 4 of our Well Met series.
I arrived at the Ratchet Inn early as it is just right around the corner from the Grobbulus Times offices, and sat in anticipation fidgeting about not fully knowing what to expect from the interview subject that I was there to meet.
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This is Vayle Manglewood reporting with the Grobbulus Times bringing you Volume 4 of our Well Met series.
I arrived at the Ratchet Inn early as it is just right around the corner from the Grobbulus Times offices, and sat in anticipation fidgeting about not fully knowing what to expect from the interview subject that I was there to meet. When Moxie Bluetongue and her companion did arrive though, no one would have missed her. Moxie is a bit of an imposing figure, standing tall, her Orcish lean muscle apparent even under her robes. But her stature is not why this section of the Ratchet Inn has become so private all of a sudden. No, Moxie is a Warlock, and with her is a beautiful demon Succubus named Zahevere. While they carved a large path through the inn’s patrons, when I greeted Moxie, she offered a warm smile and welcoming demeanor.
Vayle Manglewood: Thanks for meeting me today Moxie, I’ve read some of your public journals and you have quite an interesting story.
Moxie Bluetongue: I do my best to write it down honestly, but a little embellishment here or there doesn’t hurt.
Vayle: How were you originally attracted to the dark arts of being a warlock? I’d imagine there’s some conflict there for your kind.
Moxie: Ha, now there’s a story. Believe it or not, we have my mother to thank. Droma the Sage, they call her; she’s out and about even now, skulking in Durotar somewhere. Refuses to dip her
fingers into any sort of summoning, but her skill with curses is... [ Moxie pauses and looks distant for a moment] Particularly frightful.
Vayle: Do you still have a relationship with her?
Moxie: We aren’t on speaking terms, at the moment. My father’s caught right in the middle. A veteran like him deserves better than all this, but my mother and I have a lot to sort out.
Vayle: So you came to this life through family, would you say that they prepared you well for the wider world?
Moxie: Oh, definitely not. We were the second string, you know. Back when the name Thunderlord meant anything. We crossed over to Azeroth because of a sorcerer’s lie, and it’s been confusion and violence ever since. [Moxie laughs and shakes her head] But since coming over to Kalimdor, I’ve been doing my best to find my own way.
Vayle: I want to be polite and not cut right to the chase, but I can’t help myself. Can you explain to our readers about your….relationship with Zahevere here?
Moxie: Isn’t she spectacular? I’m afraid the sorcerous specifics of our situation are, ah….well, they’re complex. We’ve been working together for some time to delve into the history of the sayaad, but…
Zahevere leans across the table and flashes a surprisingly pleasant smile
Zahevere: Digging through the epoch of madness in pursuit of a single linear thread of thought is… well, needle, meet haystack. Haystack, needle. But over the course of all that research, we’ve gotten to know each other very well. [She laughs to herself] Romance finds us in the strangest places.
Vayle: Oh, I did not expect to be addressed by you. I’ve never spoken to a ahhhh, ummm….one of you before.
Zahevere: If it helps, or if it doesn’t [she laughs] it serves well enough to think of us as married. We’re a good match.
Vayle: I didn’t know, and I imagine our readers would be curious as well, that someone like you Zahevere could form that kind of attachment.
Moxie: Sorcerers and succubi fall into infatuation often enough, but she and I are [she chuckles] well, we’re a little older and a little wiser, I like to think. I hope your readers follow our example and treat the demons in their lives with a little extra kindness.
Vayle: Being that you have this relationship with Zahevere, do you summon other demons forth to aid you in battle?
Moxie: I can’t say I’ve had any need, no. We’ve been traveling together for years now, and… despite the kind of friction you might expect, from our fellow fold in the Horde who’ve been spurned by demonkind we’ve never felt much need to leave each others’ side for long.
Vayle: Do you ever worry about putting her in harm's way?
Moxie: Harm has a way of finding us, as you might expect. But I trust her with my life and…
Zahevere: [she laughs and tosses her hair seductively] Naturally, I trust her with mine.
Vayle: I have to ask, and please don’t think this is rude, but people will question the foundations of this relationship as Zahevere doesn’t necessarily have a choice in whether or not she’s in your company, Moxie. So, what would you say to the people who would level that complaint towards you?
Moxie: You’ve seen for yourself that she speaks as she pleases. A warlock who doesn’t exert control is supposed to lose the mental struggle, see their sorcerous bonds broken, and be betrayed, isn’t that right? And yet [Moxie shrugs and raises her eyebrows to Zahevere] Feel any particular urge to kill me, dear?
[The demon only laughs and shakes her head]
Vayle: Well, I can’t argue with love and I can’t say I’ve ever seen a bond quite like this one.
Moxie: Tell your friends. I like to think a little compassion applied in the right places could change the face of warlockery as we know it.
Vayle: Have you met any others like you on your travels?
Moxie: Others like me? A few, maybe. Impkeepers, largely. Bookish types who like an eager companion in times of boredom. For a young warlock, I think that’s best. A fuzzy little man who hangs around and tells jokes has to be good for a young person surrounded by such deep, ancient shadows as we find in our trade.
Vayle: Have you experienced any discrimination amongst the horde? I mean, I know that warlocks, especially Orcish ones, always get some discrimination. If you were Forsaken, you may have an altogether different experience, I think.
Moxie: Making friends is slow going, I’ll tell you that much. Now, I have joined up with a little social club in the past couple weeks, and they’ve been good for me. But ah.... We keep our distance from the busy markets. Lots of camping out under the stars and keeping each other company.
Vayle: Switching gears here, how are you feeling about the current state of the Horde?
Moxie: Despite everything, I find myself proud to be part of it, even if it is a tad less proud to have me. This is bound to sound grim, but death does wonderful things to a human. The Forsaken are a remarkable people; all the best parts of humanity, unshackled from the pretense that wrapped them in tin and draped them in pretty blue rags all those years ago. I’m glad to call them neighbors. Between their company and the wonderful trolls and tauren...or should I call them Shu’Halo? I never know, but I do know I appreciate their spiritual acumen. This Horde feels like home.
Vayle: Well, I think that getting your story out there is going to go a long way towards the Horde being proud to have you, I know that I am!
Moxie: Oh! That’s very kind of you to say, Vayle. Thank you. [She chuckles] I’ll do my best to continue being as good a role model as I can be.
Vayle: So, have you encountered anything strange in your adventures? I mean...more strange than your own tale. [ I chuckle, then catch myself]
Moxie: As secret-seekers, we’ve found ourselves down at the bottom of many ruins. Especially here in Kalimdor, where you can find marble pillars knocked over every quarter-mile or so. But when it comes to the particularly strange, I fear I have a warning about the covens of Desolace.
Vayle: Oh, please elaborate.
Moxie: Experimental sorcery. Random summonings. Freewheeling warlockery with no sense of scale or scope or sensibility. Their circles are sloppy and their materials are rudimentary garbage. And the less you respect the ritual, the more you can expect to draw forth a rampaging monster. Steer clear of Desolace, or send an army there. Those are the only safe options anymore, from what I’ve seen.
Vayle: That does sound like a cause for concern. Given your relationship with Zahevere, do you take issue with the other warlocks misusing the demons they summon?
Moxie: Anyone with a heart that beats, [she eyes me] pardon the expression my dearly departed friend, would balk to witness these abuses, I think. It’s no more correct or sensible to channel the viciousness toward a demon than it would be toward your own family. What we draw forth out of nether is alive, thinking, a whole person, after a fashion.
Zahevere: Sometimes you have to peel back a few layers to find the person underneath the corruption, but they’re in there somewhere.
Vayle: I think many don’t see demons as being the most sympathetic of beings, but you make a compelling case, we should show some respect for all thinking and feeling things. Heartbeat or not.
Moxie: In an ideal world, we’d all have the patience, and the protection, to undo the damage done in the people and creatures bound to the Legion. Instead...we’ll surely have to do more fighting than we’d like.
Vayle: So, Zahevere, I’ve long been under the impression that demons don’t like being in our world much, but you’ve obviously adapted. Can you talk about your experience a little?
Zahevere: Clothes were a nice change. The standard issue armor chafes, you know. But crocolisk leather pants, frilly little poets shirts...there’s something satisfying about picking out what to wear in the morning. [She pauses, thinking about the question a moment longer]
Before you come through, you are an unmade thing. The summoning ritual binds the ruined essence of what you are to the shape you’re meant to be, and then you’re suddenly, terribly alive, yoked to some idiot who wants to have a little entertainment, usually. It might be a little tacky to compliment Blue out on the corner of my mouth while she’s right there, but [she chuckles] I got very lucky. Summoned by the right set of hands, for once.
Vayle: So Moxie, is there anything else you’d like our readers to know?
Moxie: I suppose this is my chance to make a little statement. I’ll try to not make a windbag out of myself.
Vayle: It’s no problem, the platform is yours.
Moxie: I want your readers to question what they know about the darker shades of sorcery. The shadows we know exist for a reason, and we’ll never know the good that lingers in them without someone to carry a torch down into the dark.
Vayle: That is a good point, and I think we’ll end it there. Thank you so much, both of you, for sitting down with me, this has been a very enlightening chat.
Moxie: It’s been an absolute pleasure Vayle. Thank you for this opportunity to reach out.
If you wish to read more about the adventures of Moxie and Zahevere you can find Moxie’s journals here https://grobb.org/c/moxie
I would like to remind everyone that we are still actively recruiting individuals to contribute to the paper, whether it be an official position or for fun! You can pick more than one job type if you are interested.
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I would like to remind everyone that we are still actively recruiting individuals to contribute to the paper, whether it be an official position or for fun! You can pick more than one job type if you are interested.
There are no quotas at the moment, though regular activity is expected. I intend to eventually pay commission to our writers (in the far future, when the economy stabilizes and I have a Horde chief editor, so that not only the Alliance are being paid).
Examples are from https://grobb.org, where our articles are written. They automatically fill in https://grobbulustimes.com.
Columnist - Official
Someone who specifies their interests and writes regularly-occurring articles on said topics. For example, if your interests are exploration and food, you could write a hybrid article about your journey to a certain place to try a certain delectable.
Ex. Categories: Exploration, Ambassador (guild affairs), Professions, Economy, Lifestyle, etc.
Field Reporter - Official
A field reporter is the one that dives into the action. You attend and report on events as they occur, giving the reader an immersive, first-person perspective of what happened! Screenshots (without UI) are a plus!
Ex: https://grobb.org/e/420
Interviewer - Official
Our project, Well Met, focuses on the adventurer - we need more people willing to interview those who are interested in sharing their stories. (If you're reading this and want to be interviewed, contact me!)
Well Met introduction: <https://grobb.org/e/391>
Ex: https://grobb.org/e/407
Horde Chief Editor - Official
Me! Except... Horde! This would require long-term training and a passion for the paper. More details will be worked out later.
Freelance Journalist - Unofficial
Anyone who wishes to log their own journeys and stories is absolutely free to do so.
Ex: https://grobb.org/journals
Please contact me should you be interested in any of these positions! Thank you!
Shortly after the Opening Ceremony held in The Park weeks back, I was contacted by Krondus, a Kaldorei with a burning passion for his race's history. We met, and discussed the past and present of his journeys, touching on the elves' loss of immortality and his newfound community, the Everlook Trading Company.
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Shortly after the Opening Ceremony held in The Park weeks back, I was contacted by Krondus, a Kaldorei with a burning passion for his race's history. We met, and discussed the past and present of his journeys, touching on the elves' loss of immortality and his newfound community, the Everlook Trading Company.
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JANSITHER: Thank you for meeting with me today, Krondus.
KRONDUS: Of course, my pleasure.
J: It’s nice to meet another elf. It’s a far journey from Teldrassil, that’s for sure.
K: It is, the trip took many days. The fact that I ran into several… hurdles along the way did not help.
J: [She giggles at him, empathetic to his travels.] What kind of trouble did you encounter on the way to Stormwind? Who or what was your biggest obstacle?
K: Things in the Eastern Kingdoms aren’t quite as calm and peaceful as they are back home. Orcs infest the lands in the Eastern Kingdoms.
J: The most brutish of the Horde, they are. I would not want to face one, but unfortunately, I had to make the journey the same as you.
K: The dwarves are formidable warriors. I only wish they would protect their lands more. Perhaps the humans and dwarves of this land have gotten a bit too cozy now that the orcish problem is ours to deal with and not theirs.
J: What suggestions would you give them for reinforcing their infrastructure to make it safer for adventurers?
K: Searching out the remaining orcish strongholds in the region and securing the roads for safe travel would be a good start!
J: [She nods in agreement.]
K: Perhaps Teldrassil should send a band of Sentinels here. That would clean things right up, I imagine.
J: I agree wholeheartedly with your sentiment. Perhaps they will see your suggestion in the paper and take heed to it. I do think that other races must step in with their forces in order to cull the threat. After all, the Alliance is a union.
Have you encountered any Horde aside from the orcs guarding passage to Stormwind?
K: Several bands of trolls seem to have been making their way into the Wetlands as well. Fortunately for us all, they aren’t quite the warriors that Orcs are. And I’m glad to say that I have not encountered any of those undead things that plague these lands as well.
J: That’s true, the orcs are unmatched in their strength and are, quite frankly, the most serious threat the Alliance have. The undead are another story. Do you sympathize with them for their lack of eternal peace?
K: Not in the least. Many forget, up until very recently, the Kaldorei were eternal as well. Eternity is a gift, not a curse. One that I hope the elves reclaim soon.
The “Forsaken”, as they call themselves, are fully capable of living meaningful lives, protecting what they love, and fighting for what they believe in.
J: I wish to touch on Nozdormu’s decision shortly, but I would like to ask one more question regarding the Forsaken. Is it fair to compare their eternal life to what was the Kaldorei’s, being that they have sacrificed their lives as humans?
K: Blaming others’ perception of them and using it as an excuse to shift the blame from the Forsaken’s actions looks like an act of cowardice to me.
Regret, frustration, anger, rage, remorse… One can feel these emotions and harbor them while still feeling joy, conviction, happiness, and living a life of love and earnest.
J: I am meant to stay neutral as a journalist, but I could not agree more. Our kind have given much, and continue to give, for past events.
K: Though I’ll admit I find them foul creatures, I do hope they learn to deal with their eternity and their remorse as the Kaldorei have. I think that would be best for all the people of Azeroth.
J: That is very respectable of you to say. As you were saying before, the Kaldorei lost their eternal life. Do you resent Nozdormu for his decision not to bless Teldrassil?
K: I do. The elves sacrificed much recently to protect this world. If anything, I feel like we have earned it more with the recent war than we did thousands of years ago during the War of the Ancients.
Perhaps it is presumptuous of me, and I don’t intend to insult the great race of dragons, but I find it odd he was so willing to reward us when his kin were involved, and far less inclined to do so when the dragons were not as at risk as before.
Shan’do Staghelm works tirelessly to restore our people to greatness. I have faith he will find the answer soon. And, in time, hopefully Nozdormu will come to change his mind. [He smirks at his unintended pun.]
J: How do you respond to those who accuse us of greed for wishing to regain our eternal life?
K: In the interest of keeping our bonds with the other races of Azeroth close, I will not comment on that. But I will say Archimonde and the Burning Legion have been pushed out of Azeroth twice, by the blood of our people. I hope our sacrifice can be appreciated.
J: Understandable, Krondus. I sometimes wonder if the lack of recognition for the Kaldorei’s sacrifices has been lost with time.
K: [He looks at the dark green, fel-colored scar on his arm.] Perhaps some of those memories are best left forgotten.
J: [She eyes his wound somberly.] Although our wounds are deep, time and companionship can help keep our focus from them. Have you found companionship during your journey?
K: Indeed I have. For a while I had my brother. After losing him I was devastated. But in time, I recovered and I have made several friends among the Everlook Trading Company based out of Winterspring.
J: [Her ears perk at the mention of Winterspring.] The Everlook Trading Company - I’ve heard of them! What is their mission? I was born in Winterspring.
K: After the lands in northern Kalimdor were ravaged from the last war, the Kaldorei needed a way to keep their outposts supplied and manned throughout the lands. The goblins were interested in purchasing land and establishing an outpost of their own.
Teldrassil brokered a deal that the goblins will front the cost of maintaining an outpost in the region, under the condition that they remain friendly to Alliance supply caravans in the area and protect them from Horde attacks. Goblins get their outpost in the region, and we get to use it as well. It’s a mutually beneficial relationship for both parties.
[He leans in to Jansither’s ear and mumbles.] It’s also a way to keep tabs on the goblins and ensure they don’t side with the Horde in a critical region of Kaldorei territory.
J: Are you not concerned by the goblins? Though business is second nature to them, I hear concerns regarding their… How do you say it, loyalty and trustworthiness.
K: Of course I am. The goblins do not so much as take a sip of ale in Winterspring without our knowing of it. They know they’re under scrutiny, and they’ve accepted that.
Goblins are brace, but not so brave as to betray the Kaldorei on their own lands. Many forces are stationed nearby at all times should anything go… amiss.
J: Very well, then. I am glad there are precautions taken for security. As an outsider, it’s great to get input from those involved with these operations. I knew of the Everlook Trading Company, but I did not know of their operations. Perhaps you will find more people interested in joining the company.
Unfortunately, I have another appointment relatively soon in Stormwind. We will have to end our interview momentarily. Is there anything you wanted to tell the citizens of Azeroth?
K: Together the Alliance can prevail over any threat.
J: Thank you again, Krondus, for taking the time to speak with me. This was a very lucrative interview, and I admire your passion. You have fire in your heart.
K: Thank you for taking the time to interview me. I wish you safe travels.
[They bow to each other, and Jansither nods at him.]
J: Farewell.
This is Curtis Anvilcrusher, bringing ye an update on the warfront between the Horde an' Alliance.
At 6 bells on the 12th of the 9th month, the Alliance planned teh rally at Astranaar teh push against the Horde tha' keep pouring into Ashenvale from the Barrens.
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This is Curtis Anvilcrusher, bringing ye an update on the warfront between the Horde an' Alliance.
At 6 bells on the 12th of the 9th month, the Alliance planned teh rally at Astranaar teh push against the Horde tha' keep pouring into Ashenvale from the Barrens. Somehow, the Horde caught wind of this plan, an' attacked the Alliance early when we didn't expect it. The Alliance regrouped an' were able to push the horde all the way back teh crossroads, even killin' the famed Segra Darkhorn! As the Alliance lost steam, we were pushed back teh Astranaar where all looked grim, until we received reinforcements an' were able teh push the Horde back teh Crossroads! During the last push, the Alliance occupied the Crossroads' Inn an' Tower, before it was time teh withdraw an' plan future attacks against the Horde.
After the fight, I got a word with Gonebald an' was able teh ask him how he thought the fight went, and what is in store for the Alliance's future.
"Wow! Me head hurts from all that battlin'! A great number of Alliance showed up and we were met with a great Horde force. A great tug o' war ensued and both Astranaar and Crossroads took heavy losses. I'm proud of the Alliance! The Horde ambushed us early. Who would of thought? But us Alliance got our act together to drive them back soon enough. In the future we should probably keep better secrets. The future looks bright for the Alliance but there are problems all around Azeroth. Next time maybe we head to Southshore!"
The Alliance's first charge into the Barrens. Taken by Jordana Flint
The Horde's second attack on Astranaar
The Alliance's occupation of the Horde's tower
The Alliance's occupation of the Crossroad's Inn
Stormwind is by all accounts a city of hustle and bustle, craft and trade, training and scholarship. After a gathering as rowdy as our recent celebration of Solidarity, one can be pressed for a quiet corner for intellectual discourse.
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Stormwind is by all accounts a city of hustle and bustle, craft and trade, training and scholarship. After a gathering as rowdy as our recent celebration of Solidarity, one can be pressed for a quiet corner for intellectual discourse. It seems I can reliably find such a location at the Pig and Whistle. The following conversation took place right after my previous “Well Met” entry. I sat with Gizzit Grimwald, a prominent tailor and tradesman, and Professor Ellwynde, of the Stormwind Academy of Science and Arcana, around a large table. The buzz of the tavern avoided us, for the most part.
Jordana Flint: Hello! I can't help but admit I overheard some thrilling conversations down here!
Gizzit Grimwald: I'm glad you think so! [Mr. Grimwald nodded, his mustache and beard broken by a chortle.]
Professor Ellwynde: Indeed, this fine gentleman was just regaling me with tales of his travels.
JF: Excellent! Then you are doing my job for me! Thank you for your patience and your time.
As a rapport between the two had been readily established while they awaited my arrival, I offered to facilitate a bit of a round-table conference.
Prof. E: You too are here for the interview?
GG: Indeed.
Prof. E: I never asked for your name, friend, so I shall do so now. [The night elf stood to shake his hand, her dark blue hair shimmering in the flicker of the tavern’s fireplace.]
JF: Well call me a grasshopper in the snow, you didn’t make that connection quite yet?
GG: Me? I am Gizzit Grimwald. The Traveling Tailor! You may have seen my poster on the Auction House notice board in Stormwind?
Prof. E: I spend little time there, but I’m sure they look great!
GG: [The gnome was taken aback.] Well, thank you. I spent some time on them. Anyway…
Prof. E: I have no qualms interviewing together.
GG: Neither do I.
JF: Wonderful! This will be fun! For my notes, can you please both spell your names?
Prof. E: Of course. I am Professor Ellwynde of the Stormwind Academy of Science and Arcana.
JF: Pleased to meet you! And you sir?
GG: And I am Gizzit Grimwald. I am a traveling tailor merchant that happens to also study and partake in the arcane arts.
JF: Pleased to meet you as well! A table of scholars, for sure!
GG: And devilishly handsome!
We all burst into laughter, for a brief moment.
JF: So, as a merchant, you must see many lands across Azeroth?
GG: Indeed I have. My tailoring began in Dun Morogh, I then took my skills through the Gates of Ironforge and now, I am here.
JF: Does a life of tailoring, or science, lead to any, let’s say… perilous encounters? Or has the journey been relatively safe?
GG: If you count the people you meet as perilous, then I have been inundated with perilous situations. My patience is thin for those who don’t think before they speak.
Prof. E: It did in the past! Now my life revolves around my wonderful human students, and my partner of course. But before, I walked the path of a druid, traveling from ancient dig sites to ruins and everything in between.
JF: I see! Ellwynde, do you find that patience is in short supply in academia?
Prof. E: In some, yes. When it comes to historians, anthropologists, writers, and scholars, patience is a celebrated virtue. For the more arcane inclined at the academy, well, they’re always rushing to grow in power and knowledge.
JF: Far be it from me to foster debate at our lively table, but I am curious, Gizzit, if you think there is validity to this claim?
GG: Oh, undoubtedly so. I live by the mantra that good and joyful things come to those who wait. It takes a strong person to have patience, but an even stronger person to uphold it.
JF: A wholesome and thoughtful sentiment! Have your journeys, adventures, and employment opportunities been quite lonesome, or have you made friends along the way?
GG: Me? I have had returning customers from Westfall, from Darnassus. I am amazed that a little gnome like me would have such an impact on some people. I craft linen and wool bags for crying out loud! It’s just humbling to know that my work is recognized and appreciated.
JF: Little gnome, big heart, my Papa always said!
GG: Big heart. Big ego. It’s all the same!
We shared a moment of laughter and understanding, and then Gizzit looked at the Professor across the table for her input. Just then, a tavern patron stumbled into our table, knocking over Gizzit’s flagon and nearly causing me to topple from my seat.
GG: Why must people insist on running inside a tavern?!
We mopped up the ale as best we could, before returning to our chat.
Prof. E: You know, Jordana, a gnome’s heart is indeed a larger percentage of a gnome’s total weight and mass in comparison with a human. There’s merit to your father’s statement. And as for my traveling days, yes, being alone in the world that long was difficult. Even for a druid. These days I am surrounded by people but those people are human. It is rare to see an elf beyond my partner and that is a different form of loneliness.
JF: Do you make it back home often? At all?
Prof. E: I did not. In training to become a druid, you have to accept that seeing family again is rare. I am blessed by Elune that I am still with my partner.
GG: [Gizzit sat attentively.] And is that enough for you? I am sorry Jordana, I am here to answer questions, not ask them!
Prof. E: It is, Gizzit, it is. I live with my beloved here now.
JF: Have you found a feeling of family at the Academy, would you say?
Prof. E: Yes, the Academy is my family now too.
JF: I would ask the everyday warrior what her most challenging foe has been! [I flexed my tiny gnome arms, to my company’s kind tolerance.] But… to this intellectual bunch, I ask: What has been the greatest mystery or puzzle you have overcome?
GG: Oh, I can answer that! That’s easy! That damn stitching pattern of a wool bag! My word! That is something I will never, ever want to learn again!
JF: I can admit I have dabbled in linen… wool is beyond my grasp. Most impressive. [Note: At the time of publication, I have become more adept with wool.]
Prof. E: Well, it’s certainly not something I’ll understand.
GG: If you’d like, I can possibly show you something? When you’re not busy being the mouth of Stormwind!
JF: That would be a real treat! [Gizzit quietly excused himself to refill his flagon.] And you, Professor?
Prof. E: Getting humans to accept you. In Darkshore there are a series of interconnected elven ruins that… well… the short version is, the history of all elven people is shrouded in mystery and I’ve devoted my life to studying it.
JF: Yet certainly, here in Stormwind, you can find such acceptance?
Prof. E: I couldn’t at first. Eventually, I earned the respect of my students.
JF: What progress have you made, if you can share it, in understanding the ruins?
Prof. E: I’m afraid my findings aren’t ready to be published, even after the last 600 years of research.
JF: Patience is truly the theme, yes?
Prof. E: Indeed it is. More common among my people.
JF: On the subject of acceptance, do either of you feel part of a unified Alliance? Do we stand together against the Horde?
GG: I rarely see them. If I do, I always have my associate with me. I am forever in debt to him and owe him my life. He is a dwarven warrior, by the name of Harten. He would love a mention, I know he would!
JF: It seems we all rely on others daily. And you Ellwynde, you mentioned your trusted partner?
Prof. E: Yes, my beloved and I are partners in all things.
JF: Wonderful. Well, thank you both for you time and thoughtful answers. I appreciate you sharing these tidbits about your journeys across the world.
GG: Thank you, it was a pleasure.
Prof. E: And I thank you for your time. I would love to continue our conversation another time as well.
JF: Indeed!
Professor Ellwynde stood for her portrait with poise and stoicism, while Mr. Grimwald contained his bursting personality for just enough seconds to capture the sketch above. As we said our farewells, there was a distinct sound from the streets of Stormwind—the quiet of night, the promise of a new day in the works.
Hello, readers! This is Jansither, and today I am introducing to you the Times's first project, "Well Met".
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Hello, readers! This is Jansither, and today I am introducing to you the Times's first project, "Well Met".
Well Met is a series of interviews focusing on the life and times of the common adventurer. Our goal is to learn and share how each individual of Grobbulus's Azeroth plays a part in the bigger picture, asking probing questions that will stimulate character-building and help the reader to view the world from their perspective.
The first volume of Well Met has already been published and was hosted by Jordana, who interviewed Thickie Thunderson. It is currently in the left column of the paper, so be sure to check it out! (https://grobb.org/e/365)
Our publishing schedule for Well Met is thrice weekly on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Be sure to keep checking back for more volumes!
If you are interested in sharing your story with Azeroth, please contact me and we can set up a date and time to meet. The paper is neutral, and therefore we can also interview the Horde!
Thank you, everyone! I hope you enjoy what we have in store.
This is Curtis Anvilcrusher writing teh ye from Ratchet with the Grobbulus Times. BREAKIN' NEWS!
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This is Curtis Anvilcrusher writing teh ye from Ratchet with the Grobbulus Times. BREAKIN' NEWS!
Reports 'ave been comin' in from all over Azeroth--from Alliance an' Horde alike. Citizens 'ave been claimin' teh 'ave no recollection of the last few hours. Many 'ave said they found themselves runnin' into a wall, others 'ave said they thought they 'ad picked up some items they found, only to find out that the items never actually existed. I found meself with a pan of completely burnt Blood Sausage, an' I swear on me Dwarvish honor that I've never burnt a thing in me life! Well, except me fingers in a fire I suppose.
Luckily fer you, I've done some diggin' on the possible perpetrator(s) behind all of this. There is a group of troublemakers that I've found a few writings on called the Devious Deliverers of Sleep, or DDoS fer short. Apparently, they are an old group that have a history of worshipin' Nozdormu, the Dragon Aspect of time. They 'ave a history of pulling stunts like this one, an' it seems likely that it's their hand at work again. The books say tha' the best way to handle this situation is teh give as little publicity teh the group as possible, as all they want is attention. This will be the only time the Grobbulus Times will mention the group, an' we suggest that it's the last time you mention them too.
Now, I have some more Blood Sausage to cook, an' I'm sure y'all 'ave some stuff teh get back to as well. So as always, keep yer feet on the ground!
This update is in regards to the murder that was reported two days ago, on 09/04/19. We have received a tip from a commenter of the Times regarding what appeared to be the murder of a dwarf, Shadow, in the Stormwind City Streets.
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This update is in regards to the murder that was reported two days ago, on 09/04/19. We have received a tip from a commenter of the Times regarding what appeared to be the murder of a dwarf, Shadow, in the Stormwind City Streets.
The commenter had suggested that Shadow, a hunter, was not actually slain, but was instead feigning his death for his benefit, regardless of leading others to worry.
I launched an investigation into the matter and visited the mortuary; there were no records of a Dwarf named "Shadow" having died. When I visited Stormwind Keep to ask the guards for a report of any recent homicides in the city, they stated that there were none to their knowledge. After I had spoken to the mortuary and the guards, I received an anonymous tip that someone had seen the Dwarf running around with his tiger.
Due to these discrepancies, I believe it is safe to assume that Shadow is alive and well, continuing to roam Azeroth as an adventurer.
Although this news may have had a positive turn around, please remember to stay safe out there. Always be prepared to protect yourself, even when you feel as though you are safe in your home.
And to Shadow: I don't know why you would feign your death, but I hope that you are doing okay, and I ask you to please consider the repercussions it may have on others in the future.
Thank you, everyone. Jansither signing out!
After bearing witness to the lively Solidarity Ceremony in Stormwind, I met up with one attendee by the name of Morton “Thickie” Thunderson, a dwarf paladin, at The Pig and Whistle Tavern in Old Town. Thunderson sat upstairs where he had already ordered a round of Dwarven Stout.
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After bearing witness to the lively Solidarity Ceremony in Stormwind, I met up with one attendee by the name of Morton “Thickie” Thunderson, a dwarf paladin, at The Pig and Whistle Tavern in Old Town. Thunderson sat upstairs where he had already ordered a round of Dwarven Stout. He handed me an aleskin as I took a seat.
Jordana Flint: Thank you! I am happy we were able to find a quiet spot to sit!
Thickie Thunderson: Yes, agreed!
JF: Thickie, is it?
TT: Yes! It’s a nickname my uncle gave me as a lad.
JF: What a sweet tidbit!
TT: I was a bit of a troublemaker and always ended up sneaking a few pies.
JF: Is that so?
TT: So, the name ended up sticking in the Kharanos militia.
JF: That is often how it is with those military folks! My Pa was the same! [Noise from the tavern patrons interrupts us suddenly.] Let’s get this quick interview really started shall we?
TT: Indeed!
JF: Thank you, first of all, for your interest.
TT: Of course! I always enjoyed social events and this one was certainly one for the books.
JF: Can you please tell the Times how your adventures have been as of late?
TT: [Thickie wiped the ale from his mustache and cleared his throat.] My adventures have been outstanding so far. I have been joined by my comrades, Oakshadon, and Drambus. Along with the Wheelun brothers. The Wheelun brothers were a rowdy bunch back in the militia. [He drank from the skin of stout, a glimmer in his eye.]
JF: Are you all from military backgrounds?
TT: The Wheelun brothers and I are from the militia, but Drambus and Oakshadon are not. We met Drambus in the fields of Westfall while thwarting the Defias Brotherhood. Oakshadon was a recent addition to our troupe. She joined us in Darkshore as we attempted to rid the land of foul Satyrs.
JF: Satyrs!
TT: Yes, nasty creatures.
JF: Tricky foes? Easy to defeat?
TT: Their dark magics are a force to be reckoned with.
JF: I see.
TT: Quite tricky. However, our blades felt no troubles.
JF: In addition to the many beasts and creatures that roam Azeroth, have you encountered many Horde?
TT: [Thickie looked thoughtful, and after a long minute spoke up.] Yes! We encountered a band of warlocks traveling through Ashenvale. I charged ahead at full steam to defend Astranaar and my companions yelled after me, “Slow down Thickie!” It actually became a bit of a catchphrase after that. [He chuckled.]
JF: Oh my!
TT: I have a bit of a one track mind when it comes to Horde, ya see.
JF: What would you say is your motivation, then, out questing and adventuring in the world? Why do you do, what you do?
TT: Ta’ be honest, I’m a bit of a collector. My goal is to collect rare armor pieces for my personal gallery and display. I couldn’t say the same for my companions, but I know they share the feeling of wanting to grow stronger.
JF: Of course.
TT: We have known each other since the cold days in Dun Morogh.
JF: From where in Dun Morogh do you hail?
TT: Would ye’ care for another round of stout while we’re at it?
JF: This one is good, thanks!
TT: [The dwarf chuckled.] Yer mighty welcome!
JF: As I was sayin! Where abouts do you call home?
TT: My family has always called Kharanos home. Which is why I was so inclined to join the militia and take up arms against the troggs of the east. [JF: Aha!] I caught one of them polishing a shiny armor scrap and that’s actually what inspired me to collect.
JF: You have faced so many foes, what would you say has been the most challenging?
TT: Well, recently Drambus and I took down the mighty Mor’Ladim in Duskwood. A scary foe he was. [Thickie appeared disturbed by the memory.] I would say that was the first time I felt a little shake in me knees.
JF: How did you manage it?
TT: Well, we can’t take all of the credit. A few mages actually lent their aid in taking down the monster. Eventually he fell, and I was able to claim his blade, “Archeus.” [JF: Wow!] It’s a testament to all of my accomplishments thus far. One of my most treasured pieces. [The paladin held the weapon with pride.]
JF: [The tavern was beginning to fill up with more boisterous patrons.] Thank you so much again for your time!
TT: Yer absolutely welcome! Thank you for the opportunity to be included in the Times!
JF: I don’t mean to rush you, but I have a couple buddies downstairs waiting.
TT: Not at all! I understand the business of your work.
JF: Would you like to pose for a quick portrait?
TT: Sure. [Thickie gulped down the rest of his stout and flexed.]
JF: Wow! Thanks again!
TT: Yer welcome, Jordana! I’m happy to help with anything should ye need it!
JF: See you around and be sure to check out the Times!
TT: Of course!
As I bowed down the stairs, the paladin waved goodbye, his cheeks flushed and smiling.
BREAKING: The Grobbulus Times have received a notice from an unknown distributor detailing the presence of a monster dubbed the "Witch of the Woods". A copy of the facial composite and note are attached below, for your reading convenience, straight from the source.
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BREAKING: The Grobbulus Times have received a notice from an unknown distributor detailing the presence of a monster dubbed the "Witch of the Woods". A copy of the facial composite and note are attached below, for your reading convenience, straight from the source.
"Citizens of the Alliance, an evil has found its way into our home. Masquerading as a healer practicing the ancient, long forgotten ways, this monster corrupts the hearts of men and slowly drags one further from the Light. Beware the witch of the woods, do not answer its tempting call. Let the Light hear your pleas, not the dark magic of demons."
The ink that was used to scrawl the warning onto the page is still fresh, meaning that the threat is too.
Please keep your eye out for the "monster" our unknown informant has warned of. Although it appears to target men, we are unsure of its full potential toward women and others. If you have any information, please contact the Grobbulus Times immediately.
Thank you, and stay safe.
This article contains material that the reader may find disturbing. Your discretion is advised.
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This article contains material that the reader may find disturbing. Your discretion is advised.
We have received breaking news from Mysticmama that Shadow, a Dwarf hunter, was ruthlessly murdered in the streets of Stormwind late last night, 09/02/19.
Onlookers stood aghast around the freshly-slain Dwarf; some kneeled solemnly and silently to honor him, while others asked questions in disbelief: A murder in Stormwind? Who could have done this?
Shadow is the only reported casualty; however, the responsible party has not been apprehended and, therefore, we caution you to travel safely and with a friend should you venture out into Stormwind past dusk.
18+ -- A photo taken of the crime scene._
Please report any information you may have regarding this tragic event to your nearest Stormwind City Guard.
Hello, everyone! Jansither here, bringing to you today the official transcript of the Solidarity (Opening) Ceremony which was hosted by Gonebald.
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Hello, everyone! Jansither here, bringing to you today the official transcript of the Solidarity (Opening) Ceremony which was hosted by Gonebald. The ceremony, which celebrated the 20th anniversary of the end of the Second War, took place on 08/31/19 at 6 p.m. and saw hundreds of Alliance attendees.
The ceremony began after players had gathered in The Park in Stormwind City, and was kicked off by a memorial walk through Stormwind’s Trade District, Cathedral Square, and canals. Once back to the park, the attendees organized themselves in the grass, eager to hear both Gonebald’s words and the ambassador’s speeches. Although wild, the ceremony was successful in reigniting the fire in the Alliance’s hearts, and some even went to cause havoc in Durotar afterwards.
On to the transcript:
Gonebald: This is an amazin’ opportunity for us to remember our tragic and heroic past and reaffirm our commitment to the futures and sorts!
Today we gather in memorial of the great sacrifices of the Second War.
Beginnin’ with the invasion of Khaz Modan and endin’ with the Alliance’s glorious victory at Blackrock Mountain, thousands of our kin heroically sacrificed their lives.
The battles at Dun Algaz, Dun Modr, Zul’Dare, Hillsbrad, Quel-Thalas, and Lordaeron City weigh on our hearts and inspire our courage.
Tha great sacrifice made by our kin will not be forgotten. Today we recommit to our great Alliance in their memory.
Ambassadors from all corners of tha world representing tha Alliance are here today.
Here to reaffirm their commitment to tha Alliance, please welcome Ambassador Gunner Hillsman!
Gunner Hillsman: My name is Gunner Hillsman, and I am a veteran of the 2nd and 3rd wars. During the 1st war I lost my mother and my home. I took up arms during the 2nd war with my father, who was one of the brave souls who made the ultimate sacrifice at the Dark Portal.
Through his loss, along with many others, we are standing here today. I miss my family, but I know they would be proud of the Azeroth we’ve become and I’m honored to be a part of something great with all of you. For King, country, and for the ALLIANCE!
Gonebald: Next, me would like to introduce ambassador Sir Adhemar Charney!
Adhemar Charney: It is an honor to stand before you all! All of this is to ensure the memory of those lost in their sacrifice remain unforgotten, as it will be a defeat by itself should a day come when none remember them. Light bless them and us all!
Gonebald: Our next ambassador is a night elf! Introducing ambassador Veritas Dreamsong!
Veritas Dreamsong: Thank you all for coming tonight to remember the fallen!
We have taken the path around the city so that we can honor those who had fallen before us! Those who fought against the Horde and other nefarious creatures upon Azeroth!
Those of us here have suffered in the past, the past three wars taking a toll. Though I do not know of the first two that your people have faced, know that the kaldorei have been with you and we will be your allies until the end. For the Alliance!
Gonebald: And now for the mighty dwarves! Ambassador Thadiggan Ironsoul please come up!
Thadiggan Ironsoul: Thank ye’ Lads and lasses for coming. I lost my brother, kin, and friend in the second war. Now we are remember them all. The blood we spill fer the Alliance will only serve the strengthen us all. Remember the fallen!
Gonebald: Also here from the dwarves, please welcome ambassador Oangus!
Oangus: Ironforge and our whole dwarven civilization would not be here without the Alliance. Our solidarity is the reason we survive today. Long live the Alliance, may she never be torn asunder!
Gonebald: Representing the gnomes is ambassador Gizzit, The Travelin’ Tailor!
Gizzit Grimwald: It is an honor to be present today. We remember the fallen. Hi, my name is Gizzit Grimwald. I travel the lands selling my tailor-made linen bags, shoulderpads, and various garments! To lighten the mood - I have a joke for you all…
What do gnomes and dwarves have in common?
VERY LITTLE!
Gonebald: And finally me would like to introduce the Chief Editor of the Grobbulus Times. She be workin’ tireleslly to keep us informed, Jansither Moonhaze!
Jansither Moonhaze: Thank you, Gonebald, and hello everyone! First off, thank you for taking the time to attend the ceremony today. It commemorates a great milestone for all of Azeroth, and it is nice to see you here supporting that.
As Gonebald has said, my name is Jansither Moonhaze. I am the editor-in-chief of the Grobbulus Times, and I would like to take this moment to invite all of you to join us in helping to establish the greatest journalism source in all of Azeroth.
We are seeking many writers, whether you are a beginner or an experienced journalist, and regardless of whether you wish to hold an official position with us, to capture the strife, adventures, and happenings across Azeroth.
At this time, I would like to introduce you to Jordana, a beginner journalist for our paper.
Jordana Flint: Hello all! What an incredible turnout!
Jansither Moonhaze: We will be holding short interviews to publish in the paper for those of you who are interested after the main event's proceedings. You may ask either Jordana or myself if you would like to participate.
We have another journalist, Avery Fenlock, who could unfortunately not make it tonight.
If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to have a conversation with me or contact me by mail. I would love to meet each of you. If you would like a copy of the newspaper for reading purposes, please send me a message and I will happily oblige.
Thank you, everyone, for listening, and thank you again for being here with us today. I wish you luck in your adventures.
Gonebald: Thank ya all for attending. Let’s celebrate! Break out ye ale!
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Throughout the ceremony, there were shouts of encouragement to the Alliance, and a lot of support for those who spoke. Alongside the official speakers, we also heard from a couple of others. Please see their transcription below:
Anivia Frostfeather: The Druids of Aviana stand in solitude with the Alliance to defend the forests of Kalimdor from Horde defilement.
Azshal: We must remember the fallen, even in these tumultuous times. We must steel ourselves, for many unseen threats lay in our path. One thing is certain: The Horde will be met with justice; from all the Eastern Kingdoms and Kalimdor alike. Even my flight shall aid you; this I vow.
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I was lucky enough to introduce the Grobbulus Times at this event. The interviews mentioned will be posted in a staggered manner throughout the next week.
Thank you, Gonebald, for hosting the ceremony. And thank you, ambassadors, for taking the initiative to speak. We all thank you for what you have done for our community.
Here are some photos of the event.
Elune-Adore, Alliance companions! I had the pleasure of meeting with Gonebald recently regarding the Opening Ceremony he is organizing.
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Elune-Adore, Alliance companions! I had the pleasure of meeting with Gonebald recently regarding the Opening Ceremony he is organizing. Below is a transcript of said interview with answers to a few general questions, plus a touch on Gonebald's own opinion of Azeroth's threat forecast.
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JANSITHER: Ishnu-alah! Thank you for taking the time to meet with me today, Gonebald!
GONEBALD: Thank ye, me lady. I like talking with an elf once in ‘er while. Ye ain't no dwarf, but you'll do.
JANSITHER: [chuckling] What I lack in dwarf charm, I make up in height! [she winks, nodding at him, and shuffles her papers] Alright then, Mr. Gonebald. You have quite the weekend planned! Please tell me a little bit about yourself and the ceremony you are putting together for both the citizens and guests of Stormwind.
GONEBALD: [initially looks confused by the joke, but proceeds anyway] Eh, me? Well, I'm the Master of Whispers in a guild call’ Dethroned. Which seems a lil' bit odd considerin' I'm not the quiet type. I been practicin', though. Anyways, me friend and I was sittin' around about 2 weeks ago and she came up with the idea for an Openin' Ceremony. T'was day dreamin' a bit so me don't member all the details. But she told me I should do the promotionons. I di'nt understand it either but 'pparently I s'pose to just tell people ‘bout it. Make sures you come. [points at Jansither] We going to celebrate the endin' of the Second War. There gon' be lot's of ale and snacks. And dancin' too!
JANSITHER: What a great way to commemorate such an awesome milestone! I know I, for one, am looking forward to joining you and the rest of the partygoers. Are there any other event staff that participants should look out for if they have questions or concerns?
GONEBALD: Lot's of me friends be helpin'. But if yas have any questions, I'm your dwarf. All this week ya can often find me in Stormwind at one of the taverns there. Me be drink... planning there.
JANSITHER: [smiles, raises hands in a shrug] Well, hey! The more people the merrier, they say! [lowers hands and crosses legs] Are there any micro-events planned for the Ceremony alongside the snacking, dancing and socializing, such as games, or are we going to see where the evening will take us and go from there?
GONEBALD: What more you need then ye ale?!? Me thinks, if I ‘member right, there be 2 speeches. But then the ale! Maybe we should do ale before speeches, too? I'll ask.
JANSITHER: I cannot help but notice what look like home-made information fliers for the ceremony, Gonebald. [flicks her wrist toward the papers, pointing her pen at them] Do you think that I could have a copy of those to complement our talk today? It would be great to display the event's information, especially since it is crafted by your talented hands!
GONEBALD: Aye! Well ya can have tha first poster with tha 'nouncement. [shuffles papers] The 2nd one be a Watch List for the guards. Ya can have that too, I'll 'member to tell 'em anyway. [reaches in pocket and pulls out a wrinkled paper with some crumbs falling off of it] And this 3rd one is just me To-Do List. Me need this one. … Naw, ya take it. Me memory like a hammer!
JANSITHER: [takes the fliers from him, trying not to think too much about who or what the crumbs came from] Heh heh, thank you, sir! This will help tremendously. [places them in her binder and quickly brushes her hands on her robes, trying not to be too obviously disturbed] Now, Mr. Gonebald, I would like to ask for your permission in touching on some more serious topics relating to Azeroth and the immediate area. Being that this event is in commemoration of the ending of the Second War, I think it is appropriate, but still, I want to make sure you are comfortable with it.
GONEBALD: Of course, me drink a lot, but I keepin' sharp eyes out and been hangin' 'round er'while.
JANSITHER: Excellent, thank you. [shifts her papers, pulling one from the back of her pile] I know that you are a dwarf, but you are also familiar with Stormwind - who, or what, do you believe to be Stormwind's greatest threat currently?
GONEBALD: Well me don't thinks the Horde comin' back anytime soon. But oh! Me was in Stormwind at the Blue Recluse. They don't have ales like Brewnall but it had to do. While I was there me heard of some big gnoll or pig walkin' ‘round just south of the gate. They called ‘em Pigger or Dogger or somethin'. Me usually good with names. Ya never know though when it comes to humans with ale. But if ya see the pig, ya should run.
JANSITHER: [raises one eyebrow and giggles] I have heard of the beast! I believe it is called "Hogger." I will be sure to spread the word. Maybe a group of adventurers will make their way down to "reconcile" the situation, if you understand what I mean. [pauses briefly] These next two questions should hit closer to home than the last. Do you think Ironforge is at risk of a Trogg invasion, and what do you believe will come of Gnomeregan?
GONEBALD: Hogger? Naw, me would 'member that name! Dwarves don't worry 'bout troggs too much. A stout Dwarf can take on a bunch of troggs! Me thinks a good Dwarven group could drive the troggs out of Gnomeregan. Then those little guys could make it like new again in no time. Easy Peasy!
JANSITHER: [eyes him, stifling a giggle] Very well, then, Gonebald! Before we wrap it up here, I had just one more question, focusing on a lighter subject again. After the ceremony concludes, do you have any other events planned? Do you think that you will integrate yourself as a solid contributor into the social planning of Grobbulus’s Azeroth?
GONEBALD: Tha best way to make friends is to get together with ales. Me wants to stay involved in more events. Plus me loves being orgabanized with me lists and stuffs! Where is that list anyway? [searches his pockets] O’ well, it's all in me memory! Thanks Jansither for lettin' me share in your paper.
JANSITHER: [bows her head toward him in respect] And thank you, Gonebald, for taking the time to talk to me. Before we go: Do you have anything you want to say to the readers?
GONEBALD: Bring ye friends, and see everyone at the Openin' Ceremony!
JANSITHER: Ande'thoras-ethil! Goodbye!
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The Opening Ceremony will take place on the 31st of August at 6 PM server time in the Park District of Stormwind. Gonebald will be assisting and can be directly contacted with questions or concerns regarding the event. Activities include dancing, drinking, socializing, and celebrating! Come join the fun!
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As some of you may know, there were a few others who were meant to participate in the organization of this event. Among those are Klungo and Ted. Unfortunately, and with a heavy heart, I must announce that Klungo was made a tasty treat by a crocolisk in Loch Modan. Ted's whereabouts are currently unknown, and we have not been able to make contact with him. We are unsure if his disappearance has any correlation to Klungo's death, but the two may be connected.
And lastly, here is a personal message from Lerain to Gonebald regarding Klungo's passing:
"I'm sorry for the loss of your friend Klungo, he may be gone, but he will live on in all of our hearts. You've done amazing work, and if anyone is to be given credit, it's you."_
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Somber announcements aside, we look forward to seeing everyone on the 31st at 6 PM. Farewell!
Graham "Buzzsaw" Hastings (44) announced today that he was retiring from the Azeroth Fighting League (AFL). This came after a thrilling finals battle against his own son Bob Hastings for the Eastern Kingdoms' division World Championship title.
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Graham "Buzzsaw" Hastings (44) announced today that he was retiring from the Azeroth Fighting League (AFL). This came after a thrilling finals battle against his own son Bob Hastings for the Eastern Kingdoms' division World Championship title.
After nearly 25 years in the ring, Hastings will be passing the torch along to his son Bob and moving to the town of Southshore in the Hillsbrad Foothills where he's been employed by King Varian Wrynn to spearhead peace negotiations and hopefully diffuse a long-running conflict between the Alliance and the Horde.
As you may well be aware, the AFL is one of the few organizations on Azeroth that brings the races of the Horde and Alliance together and allows them to compete in friendly competition in an ongoing effort to mend the rift between the two sides.
Like the Druids of the Cenarion Circle or the Priests of the Church of Light, the members of the AFL put aside their cultural differences to join together in practicing a common hobby and in the process develop a bond with their fellow man, be it human, orc, or otherwise.
In an interview with the Stormwind Observer, Hastings had this to say:
"I'll always look back fondly on the time I've spent in the ring and am eternally grateful for the opportunity to be the face of the AFL for so long. I hope that I've been an inspiration to those who have watched along, no matter for how long, and I hope that my presence in the AFL has had a positive and lasting effect on the world.
"The AFL has made great strides in bringing the Horde and Alliance together in the spirit of friendly competition and it's my dearest hope that this spirit will live on in the hearts of all of the fans, and that we may, one day, live in a world where people of all races can come together to live in happiness and harmony."
One week from today Bob Hastings will face Kalimdor's champion Wayden "The Rock" Stonehoof for a shot at the World Championship title in the Gurubashi Arena, birthpace of the sport, deep with the jungle of Stranglethorn Vale.
Be sure to check back next issue as we dive deep into the AFL career of Buzzsaw. From his astounding against-all-odds victory at Pit Mania IV with his tag partner Kurt Krogan and his tragic loss the very next year against the his once-close partner, to his explosive return to the main stage 15 years later, we'll explore the trials and triumphs of this living legend.
An explosion rocked Gnomeregan this afternoon, with confirmed reports of an outpour of radiation and mass casualties. Initial reports suggest the explosion was caused by the release of grinding machines pressure valves, which caused the explosion, as well as the release of toxic radiation throughout the city.
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An explosion rocked Gnomeregan this afternoon, with confirmed reports of an outpour of radiation and mass casualties. Initial reports suggest the explosion was caused by the release of grinding machines pressure valves, which caused the explosion, as well as the release of toxic radiation throughout the city.
Although the death toll is still uncertain, it is believed that as much as 85% of the city's population may be lost as a result of this highly destructive explosion and radiation.
High Tinker Mekkatorque and his cabinet were safely evacuated to an undisclosed location. King Magni Bronzebeard today announced the city of Ironforge has granted Mekkatorque and his people asylum, with arrangements being made to accommodate them within the walls of Ironforge.
Mekgineer and Chief Advisor Sicco Thermaplugg, who has faced criticism in recent weeks for having foreknowledge of an impending trogg invasion, defended the Gnomeregan government's decision to release the pressure valves. When asked if the intent was to release toxic radiation as a deterrent to the trogg invasion, Thermaplugg responded "What we did was objectively the best course of action, considering everything we knew, and everything we know now". Thermaplugg was present in the city during the explosion. His whereabouts are unknown at this time.
BREAKING: Multiple eyewitness accounts of "incredible necromantic" activity at Deathknell.
BREAKING: Multiple eyewitness accounts of "incredible necromantic" activity at Deathknell.
We are receiving reports from officials at both Northshire Abbey and Red Cloud Mesa of a "sudden increase in migrant activity". This story is developing.
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We are receiving reports from officials at both Northshire Abbey and Red Cloud Mesa of a "sudden increase in migrant activity". This story is developing.
Update 8:53 Realm Time: Valley of Trials has now also confirmed an influx in travelers seeking training and refuge.
When creating a new post, you now have the option to enable in-character comments! Got a question about this new feature?
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When creating a new post, you now have the option to enable in-character comments! Got a question about this new feature? Leave a comment!
Have fun, everyone, and thank you for being a part of Grobb.org!
Hello, citizens of Goldshire!
My name is Jansither, and I am one of the editors of the Grobbulus Times.
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Hello, citizens of Goldshire!
My name is Jansither, and I am one of the editors of the Grobbulus Times.
As you may know, tensions are running high as Goldshire's mayoral election approaches. We will be reaching out to interview Mr. Moneybucks and Vanque, both front runners of the Goldshire election, and any others that emerge in the coming weeks. Our goal is to gather information to ensure that your vote is an informed one.
While we have an outline of concerns to present to them already, this is a community affair and, in the end, it's you who should be asking the questions. We are seeking the questions and concerns of those who reside in Goldshire and its surrounding areas to add to our arsenal of material to present to the candidates.
Please respond to me here should you wish to contribute to the interview.
Thank you, friends!
Ratchet — The Ratchet-based newspaper Grobbulus Times launched officially today, with the heading "A World Begins".
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Ratchet — The Ratchet-based newspaper Grobbulus Times launched officially today, with the heading "A World Begins". The Grobb.org backed paper, which is funded by Venture Co. Press, a subsidiary of Venture Company, aims to distinguish itself from the realm's leading periodical, Booty Bay based Grobbulus Gazette, by offering up-to-date weather information and by appealing to independent freelance journalists living in the Ratchet area.
Booty Bay — The Grobbulus Gazette, based out of Booty Bay, has opened shop and is seeking cartoonists, artists, columnists, and writers. Interested? Apply now!
Booty Bay — The Grobbulus Gazette, based out of Booty Bay, has opened shop and is seeking cartoonists, artists, columnists, and writers. Interested? Apply now!
An epic journey awaits us. So let's take photos!
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An epic journey awaits us. So let's take photos! New feature: As you write posts, you can now drag photos into them! Behold, Grobb.org's world first selfie:
I've been working hard to get this live in time for classic launch. It works, but there might be bugs. So, I'm marking this feature beta for now. (Pst, that means save backups of photos, just in case!) I've set storage limits low for now as well; looking into options to increase.
You can now upload a character portrait by going to Me → Profile → Portrait. Max 1mb, it'll scale to fit.
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You can now upload a character portrait by going to Me → Profile → Portrait. Max 1mb, it'll scale to fit. On profile page, can click to zoom in on it.
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Khota, Tulahe, Anise, Jansither, Moxie, Renzi, Holstein, Skjall, Stagrunner, Magic, Mckuden, Cavanaugh, Manderon, Evira, Piru
Thunderbluff — A wild fire elemental of Bloodhoof Village, called "Aki Towa" by the locals, was put to ash on Tuesday, ending years of torment for the small village. The locals held a feast to celebrate, but many remain concerned the attacks may not be over.
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Thunderbluff — A wild fire elemental of Bloodhoof Village, called "Aki Towa" by the locals, was put to ash on Tuesday, ending years of torment for the small village. The locals held a feast to celebrate, but many remain concerned the attacks may not be over. One local healer is preparing for the worst: "The elemental, it was controlled, by someone, or something. We fear more will come. My child, Onak, was among dozens burned over the years." Thunderbluff officials are keeping patrols unchanged for the time being.
Eyes bleeding? Enter the shadow.
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Eyes bleeding? Enter the shadow. Grobbulus.org now has a dark mode, accessible from Me -> Settings.
Stormwind — The Brotherhood of Northshire confirmed today that the renowned young priestess, Seraena, is in route to the Abbey, expected to arrive sometime within the next few weeks.
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Stormwind — The Brotherhood of Northshire confirmed today that the renowned young priestess, Seraena, is in route to the Abbey, expected to arrive sometime within the next few weeks. The aspiring archeologist is known for her explosive discoveries abroad, which at the time caused controversy across the kingdom, most notably at the Cathedral of Light.
I created Grobbulus.org over the weekend to serve the community in a few ways:
• News — Read (and publish!
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I created Grobbulus.org over the weekend to serve the community in a few ways:
• News — Read (and publish!) realm news, opinion columns, satires, and interviews.
• Guild Directory — Browse guilds, submit applications, or create/manage/advertise your own guild!
• Character Directory — Search and browse other characters, read their backstory, and follow their in character journal.
• Character Journals — Claim your characters, write a backstory, and start writing their in character journal.
It's all free, and it's grobbulicious. Get hyped for Classic!
New features! If you go to Me -> Post, you can now post various kinds of RP posts, including journal entries, news reports, satire news, opinion columns, and interviews.
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New features! If you go to Me -> Post, you can now post various kinds of RP posts, including journal entries, news reports, satire news, opinion columns, and interviews. You can also now edit and delete posts. The Characters page is now searchable and now has a count of journal posts by each character's name. Some other misc improvements, such as functionality for CMs (Community Managers), giving each journal and news entry a linkable static URL, etc.
More updates! You can now set your faction, race, class, gender, and write a backstory for each of your chracters.
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More updates! You can now set your faction, race, class, gender, and write a backstory for each of your chracters. To browse other characters of Grobbulus, click into the new Characters tab at the top.
Multiple sources have now confirmed an attack is being planned by members of the Horde against Kalimdor's great tree, Teldrassil. The attack is expected "within weeks".
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Multiple sources have now confirmed an attack is being planned by members of the Horde against Kalimdor's great tree, Teldrassil. The attack is expected "within weeks". Today, a message penned by a pseudonymous "Traveled Far Westward" warned of their intention to join the attack. In a statement made this morning, Arch Druid Fandral Staghelm confirmed preperations were being made to thwart the attack. "We are ready. Druids are positioned. Darnassus, Dolanaar, Shadowglen. More are on [the] way."
You can now post journal entries on Grobbulus.org.
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You can now post journal entries on Grobbulus.org. To do so, login, click into your character name from the menu, then start journaling! The posts will immediately appear on your character's public profile page. While writing an entry, you can also optionally submit to your guild. If you do this, and your guild owner approves the post, it'll appear on you guild's public page as well. Similiarly, you can also optionally submit entries to News. If it's reviewed and featured, it'll appear on the homepage of Grobbulus.org.
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Originally posted here by Reddit user Civean.
You can now apply to join a guild from the guild page or from your character page under the Guild sub-tab. After applying, the respective guild owner will be prompted to review your character profile with the option to approve or deny.
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You can now apply to join a guild from the guild page or from your character page under the Guild sub-tab. After applying, the respective guild owner will be prompted to review your character profile with the option to approve or deny. Only guild owners can view all guild members right now. Guild owners can kick members by clicking Kick button next to their name.
Got inspired, grabbed this domain, spent the evening building v0.1 of this website.
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Got inspired, grabbed this domain, spent the evening building v0.1 of this website. More to come.
Want to contribute to Grobbulus.org? 
