Saturday night kicked off the campaign trail for two Stormwind City Council Seats with the race’s first candidate forum. Six would-be councilors spoke of their platforms and answered questions from both moderators and audience.
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Saturday night kicked off the campaign trail for two Stormwind City Council Seats with the race’s first candidate forum. Six would-be councilors spoke of their platforms and answered questions from both moderators and audience. Amongst the candidates were Hannah Wells, a former priest of Stratholme and newcomer to the city; Wilhelm Stark, commander of the private military contracting organization, the Obsidian Sun Company; Lasciell Ravenwood, a noble hailing from Darrowshire with eyes on arcane-renovation; Kelladis Ourano, captain of the Siren’s Song and Xaxdorei representative; and Lioron Picard, High Phoenix of the Phoenix Odyssey.
Several issues were posed to the candidates, ranging from their stance on the recently strained relations with Silvermoon to the burgeoning crime rate within the city. Questions were posed from the moderators, Hayli Dawnguard and Salem Dizzlespark, with some posed to individual candidates and others open to the entire forum.
Wilhelm Stark took to highlighting his reason for running for the Old Town seat, saying that “[p]art of the problem we’re facing right now is that the City Council has not provided us with a real opportunity to help them…” Newcomer Hannah Wells echoed the sentiment in turn, saying she would “like to see the City Council given true legitimacy.” As concerns about the validity of the last round of elections are becoming heated talking points around the city, it is no wonder why the candidates made their stance on this issue known. Xaxdorei representative Kelladis Ourano had this to say on the allegations of his organization’s interference:
“All campaign management and fundraising are supported, but not managed by the Xaxdorei. I was not here for the last election, but I can assure you that we intend to let democracy run its due course in this election.”
Public reaction to the forum was shaky, with many claiming the questions posed were biased in favor of particular candidates. A success nonetheless, the five candidates found their voice amongst the people watching. Small groups broke out afterwards in informal campaigning and planning for future events. If you’d like to know more about each candidate, we will be running pieces on their platforms in the coming weeks, so keep an eye out. As this election cycle comes to a heated head, remember to look to the Grobbulus Times as your number one source of news.
Once again, seats have opened in Stormwind City and hopeful applicants are filling in from all walks of life to put their names forth as elected representatives of the six districts. The Stormwind City Council, primarily an advisory and oversight body for the Crown, is a group of officials not appointed by Nobility, but elected to office by the people to give citizens a voice in this time of uncertainty and war.
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Once again, seats have opened in Stormwind City and hopeful applicants are filling in from all walks of life to put their names forth as elected representatives of the six districts. The Stormwind City Council, primarily an advisory and oversight body for the Crown, is a group of officials not appointed by Nobility, but elected to office by the people to give citizens a voice in this time of uncertainty and war. Some months ago, Councillor Salem and Councillor Niehr were elected to the Trade and Park districts, respectively. Seats have now been made available for the remaining four districts: Cathedral, Old Town, Mage and Dwarven. And with such a surge of interest from the population, it is clear many feel the need for such a body of officials remains even after dismissed claims of corruption which plagued the last election period.
Old Town and the Mage District seem to be the most hotly contended districts this time around, with the conditions of the impoverished and war-orphaned in the Old Town gutters drawing particular criticism. Meanwhile, many are calling for more restrictions and greater taxing of the Mages and practitioners within the Mage District, one of the wealthier sections of the city, and cite dangerous experiments done without oversight as serious sources of concern for the average citizen. Applicants interested in submitting their names as candidates are directed to the Town Hall offices, and the first Candidate Forum to answer citizen questions and raise awareness of platforms will occur May the 30th at the same location. Following which, a near month-long campaigning period will be held across the city. The Grobbulus Times will be on the scene covering this election in detail, and keeping you up to date as the names of those in leading positions are revealed.
This past Wednesday evening, just as the sun was setting over the savanna, Northwatch Hold’s outer towers came under attack. These assaults were surgical strikes orchestrated by a group of Forsaken infiltrators known as the Hand of Lordaeron, seemingly meant to cripple the garrison for future acts of Horde hostility and aggression despite the growing threat in Silithus.
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This past Wednesday evening, just as the sun was setting over the savanna, Northwatch Hold’s outer towers came under attack. These assaults were surgical strikes orchestrated by a group of Forsaken infiltrators known as the Hand of Lordaeron, seemingly meant to cripple the garrison for future acts of Horde hostility and aggression despite the growing threat in Silithus. Cleanly and carefully carried out, these attacks left an unknown number of valiant Alliance guardsmen dead, and at least ten injured. However, the Obsidian Sun Company, in cooperation with other mercenary forces, had received intelligence that an attack in force may have been forthcoming, and dispatched reinforcements to the Hold in time to rally the defenders and beat back the attacking Forsaken.
“We were expecting a large-scale siege,” States Obsidian Sun board member Wilhelm Stark. “But perhaps [the Horde] were smart enough to know they would lose in a fair fight, resorting to these underhanded tactics instead.” While it is certain losses were inflicted on the Forsaken attackers, it is believed those injured or killed were carried off by their allies in the retreat, as Northwatch Hold reports no prisoners taken or bodies recovered following the skirmish. Inventories and archives at the Hold are currently being reviewed and counted, to ensure nothing was lost or stolen by the Hand of Lordaeron in their assault. No further details have been released to the public at this time, but the Garrison Watch Commander thanked the involvement of the mercenary forces and assured our reporters that order would quickly be restored, and watch doubled at this critical Alliance foothold in Kalimdor.
The Grobbulus Times, recently featured in the Eastern Kingdom’s newest publication out of Stranglethorn Vale, would like to take brief passage to welcome other journalists to the professional stage. The Times accepts articles of all viewpoints and conflicts, publishing both for and against many subjects, and is happy to see further citizens adding voice to the continental conversation of our great Alliance.
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The Grobbulus Times, recently featured in the Eastern Kingdom’s newest publication out of Stranglethorn Vale, would like to take brief passage to welcome other journalists to the professional stage. The Times accepts articles of all viewpoints and conflicts, publishing both for and against many subjects, and is happy to see further citizens adding voice to the continental conversation of our great Alliance. Though initial articles have espoused the evils of ‘demonizing the innocent’ (the woman in question, Lantana, was recently killed after attempting to murder druid of the Cenarion Circle on behalf of Warlock Cultists) and ‘false reporting’ (the Bugle itself accidentally falsely reported the contents of an official Stormwind Justicar report without verifying the contents), we at the Times know these are common and forgivable mistakes of the enthusiastic but not-yet experienced. The Grobbulus Times looks forward to further cooperation with the Bugle in ensuring fair, multi-viewed reporting of all news pertinent to the Alliance and our day to day lives.
After a week of deliberation, punishment has been meted out in regards to the gross abuse of authority which saw Tira Phalandrin abduct and imprison citizen Elwynri Goldmane late last month. As a body of trusted authority in the City, Councillor Niehr and Councillor Salem met with representatives of the Stormwind City Guard, Justicars and Silver Hand to offer recommendations as to repercussions.
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After a week of deliberation, punishment has been meted out in regards to the gross abuse of authority which saw Tira Phalandrin abduct and imprison citizen Elwynri Goldmane late last month. As a body of trusted authority in the City, Councillor Niehr and Councillor Salem met with representatives of the Stormwind City Guard, Justicars and Silver Hand to offer recommendations as to repercussions. Appropriately, these recommendations seem to have been taken seriously as the Silver Hand announced that Tira Phalandrin would be stripped of her rank undoubtedly for conduct unbecoming, and the Stormwind City Guard has advised they will be keeping close eye on Phalandrin in the future.
Elwynri Goldmane, a former Veridian Order member, is currently being vetted and cleared of suspicions of felcraft or possession by the Justicars of Stormwind. Independent sources and publications, partaking in uninformed fearmongering, expressed concerns at her recent hiring to City Council as low-ranking secretary. Justicar Bigsby dismissed the worries with an amused wave of hand; “(…) It is suspected Elwynri may have been possessed at the time [of her kidnapping], but there is no evidence currently to corroborate this belief. The Justicars will be keeping close eye on all persons of interest in this case as investigation proceeds.”
The official report, a copy of which was hand-delivered to the Grobbulus Times by the gracious Council, reflected as such in clear language with phrases like “There are procedures and protocols to follow in dealing with the occult. Though Tira’s motives and intent were sound, I am of the opinion that she has violated those procedures.” and “Elwynri herself was warded (…) to keep her from interacting with the fel and shadow.” Records of this transcript are available at City Hall to citizens who request the Council for access.
With combined efforts of the Council, the investigation of the Justicars, and the firm support of the Stormwind Guard, justice seems to have been appropriately served. A testament to the ongoing cohesion between all aspects of enforcement in our city, and the weight which outside organizations give to the recommendations of our City Council in such judicial matters.
House Sentinel Cleared in Kidnapping Investigation!
Late last week, a joint operation between the Stormwind Justicars and the City Guard saw the estate of House Sentinel occupied and searched.
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House Sentinel Cleared in Kidnapping Investigation!
Late last week, a joint operation between the Stormwind Justicars and the City Guard saw the estate of House Sentinel occupied and searched. This peaceful raid, led by Guardsman Marcus and Justicar Bigsby, was the result of citizen reports following the kidnapping of Stormwind resident Elwynri Goldmane two days prior. Last seen with House Sentinel member Astris Hale, the presence of blood and fel magic at the sight of Elwynri’s disappearance prompted the City Council to dispatch both forces to investigate.
A crowd gathers outside Sentinel Manor as the raid is ongoing
After several hours of search and interrogation, Justicar and Guardsman forces vacated the property to instead dispatch soldiers to Nethergarde Keep. Only after their return was it revealed that Tira Phalandrin, Paladin of the Silver Hand, had been keeping the missing Stormwind citizen in her custody for unrevealed reasoning. Though House Sentinel has purportedly been cleared of all wrong-doing, Justicar Bigsby Wallace spoke with our reporters as to the nature of his investigation into the charges of kidnapping and felcraft.
“Though Astris Hale was an accessory to this crime, she was not its main perpetrator.” Stated Bigsby as he was questioned while delivering written report to City Council. “I have recommended that Tira Phalandrin’s position with the Silver Hand be examined and, if possible, revoked. She has proven repeatedly her lack of interest in lawful process, in upholding the tenants of the light, and in distancing herself from the corrupting influences of shadow and fel magics.” This latest charge of kidnapping and unlawful imprisonment is just the most recent in a long series of allegations against the Paladin, following in the wake of rumors of involvement with an unchained Succubi and the use of fel.
When asked for a quote, City Councilwoman Salem Dizzlespark, who has taken charge of the official proceedings, had this to say: “The kidnapping of Elwynri Goldmane, a lawful citizen of Stormwind, by Lt. Commander Tira Phalandrin is not only unacceptable from a leader of the Silver Hand, but a disgrace to those who look to them as beacons of the Light. This egregious example of vigilante justice will not go unnoticed or unpunished by the Council.” She later went on to praise the efforts of the Stormwind Guard, and to commend House Sentinel for their cooperation with the official investigation. Paladin Tira Phalandrin has been placed under guard within Stormwind, pending the decision of the City Council.
The Stranglethorn Fishing Extravaganza took place this past Sunday afternoon, prompting hundreds of would-be champions to take to the shores of that jungle peninsula with rod in hand. The competition itself was to be the first angler to catch 40 Tastyfish, a difficult feat to accomplish on a good day.
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The Stranglethorn Fishing Extravaganza took place this past Sunday afternoon, prompting hundreds of would-be champions to take to the shores of that jungle peninsula with rod in hand. The competition itself was to be the first angler to catch 40 Tastyfish, a difficult feat to accomplish on a good day. The draw of the title of Master Angler and the tackle awarded alongside made many brave the jungle heat to provide fierce competition. A solo fisherman fared no chance, for they had to compete against aggressive wildlife, cutthroat competitors, and bloodthirsty horde. Several factions rose up during the tournament, then, aiming to increase the chances of seeing the trophy brought home for their guild’s name. Using spotters to scout for pools of spawning Tastyfish and bodyguards to ensure their ward faced no threat, each guild’s angler patiently waited for the fish to bite, a strange juxtaposition to the bloodshed often just down the beach.
Always a close competition, the race to return to Booty Bay with the day’s catch hand is perhaps the most exhilarating part, as several parties near the finish all at once. The priestess Avyndriel Glimmermoon of the Goldshire Inn Staff managed to claim the inaugural title, under the careful ward of the Staff’s finest. Her stalwart demeanor in the face of such competition saw the day’s victory and awarded her the title of Master Angler. This past week’s victor, however, saw scandal, as claims of collusion between Horde and Alliance have since circulated.
Besmirched as the trophy may now be, the Fishing Extravaganza remains a fun outing and break from the tedium of Stormwind politics.
The analogy of scalpels and hammers is indeed tired, but it holds true in respect to the endeavors of those who would keep Stormwind City safe for us. The Justiciars, whose name was made a household favorite by their efforts against the flagrant and abominable excesses of one particular warlock, are the logical and necessary answer to what the Stormwind Guard, through little fault of their own, are unable to contend with.
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The analogy of scalpels and hammers is indeed tired, but it holds true in respect to the endeavors of those who would keep Stormwind City safe for us. The Justiciars, whose name was made a household favorite by their efforts against the flagrant and abominable excesses of one particular warlock, are the logical and necessary answer to what the Stormwind Guard, through little fault of their own, are unable to contend with. Numerous as they might be, the watchmen have not contended with demonic forces and true, fundamental evils like the Justiciars have. Each member is handpicked by the ambitious mastermind of the force, Bigsby Wallace, whose beginnings as an agent against destruction lie in the last stand of the Silver Hand in Lordaeron. I was fortunate enough to have words with him, to pose questions to him.
Those who would safeguard us should be known to us. To that end, I went to meet with the man once again and pick his brain about this nascent order.
Banholt: "How many of you are there? Do you worry that there's too much ground for the few of you to cover alone?"
Bigsby: "Justiciars? Currently, there are four of us, but I've still others I want to reach out to. I think keeping the forece small will give us more autonomy and more reach. Quality over quantity. The stakes are high in this line of work."
Banholt: "But you wouldn't refuse the help of others when needed, would you? You didn't bring down Jarlief alone, after all."
Bigsby: "Of course not. The call can go out when needed. We have the authority we need to take action against the occult when it rears its head, and that's what matter. We can make deputies if necessary."
Banholt: "Does this occur often? With such a massive city, do you not find yourself overwhelmed?"
Bigsby: "Much of what we do is research and investigation. Confrontations are rarer than you'd expect. We'll look everywhere from the libraries of Stormwind to the Temple of Darnassus for answers."
Banholt: "Even the Temple of Darnassus? That far?"
Bigsby: "There are powers beyond the Light that I wield. The Light is an umbrella, and beneath it there is much else. I've witnessed the power of Druids and Elune's worshippers. In fact, what's to say Elune is not an aspect of the Light?"
Banholt: "Is this work you do an extension of your time as a member of the Champions of Peace?"
Bigsby: "Once a Champion, always a Champion. My brothers may have fallen, but I did not, and I carry on my oath now just as I did then."
There you have it. I was impressed, as these Justiciars seem to have a sense of focus and purpose. Their leader's drive to do what is righteous should be lauded. Let our fears be, at least to a degree, assuaged.
As the conflicts rage across the continents, as noble soldiers abroad fight to safeguard our way of life from the masses of the Horde, as mercenaries and diplomats and tradesmen all do their part towards the ongoing battlefronts, we here at home forget at times to take a moment and think on the many groups working towards the common good of our Alliance. So has this piece begun; a look, each week, at one of the organizations unsung in their efforts.
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As the conflicts rage across the continents, as noble soldiers abroad fight to safeguard our way of life from the masses of the Horde, as mercenaries and diplomats and tradesmen all do their part towards the ongoing battlefronts, we here at home forget at times to take a moment and think on the many groups working towards the common good of our Alliance. So has this piece begun; a look, each week, at one of the organizations unsung in their efforts. And where better to start than at the heart of the Alliance, and the Stormwind Guard.
While the men and women of the Capital are as varied in their services as background, a new infantry company headed by Guardsman Marcus ------ was reached out to. In the wake of so much of Stormwind’s standing military forces being deployed to reinforce garrisons and combat the Horde, volunteers like Marcus and his forces have become pivotal to maintaining order in the Alliance holdings and Capital itself. When asked about the burdens of their new role, the sentiment seemed cautious, but ultimately optimistic.
“We have a lot of work ahead of us.” Remarked the newly-promoted company commander. “For too long have the streets of Stormwind been ruled by thuggery and vigilante justice. Our first task is reminding these individuals that, war or no, law and order still rule here.” City Councilwoman Salem was unavailable for comment, but was seen publicly endorsing the newest Guardsman company after their successful presence at the Night Market, thanking Guardsman Marcus for his contributions to event security.
“We’re always in need of volunteers.” Said Marcus in closing. “Those with military background or combat experience are most in demand, but any able-bodied citizen willing to step up for the Glory of the Alliance and her provinces should report to the Command Center. Guardsman Arlorn will be waiting to take your applications.” The citizens of Stormwind and the Grobbulus Times salute the brave members of the guard working tirelessly to keep us safe, and look forward to their continued, and increased, presence.
The wave of gnomish protests over labor concerns which have plagued supply lines across the front have finally been put to rest, but not with any payoffs or usual tactics. Xaxdorei Cartel representatives, in cooperation with the Marshals of the War Campaign, shocked the business world today with an announcement of labor camps once more being opened in the wake of ongoing conflicts.
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The wave of gnomish protests over labor concerns which have plagued supply lines across the front have finally been put to rest, but not with any payoffs or usual tactics. Xaxdorei Cartel representatives, in cooperation with the Marshals of the War Campaign, shocked the business world today with an announcement of labor camps once more being opened in the wake of ongoing conflicts. Pioneered by the Grand Marshall of the Azeroth War Campaign Ulfrinn Ashbeard, funded and staffed by mercenaries of the Steele Xaxdorei, this move is stated to be in response both to the crippling lack of supplies making it to the frontlines, and an overabundance of Horde prisoners of war in wake of crushing victories in Stromgarde and Arathi.
“The Alliance’s noble history has seen repeated use of captured prisoners as workforce,” Stated Fayanna Steele, head of the Cartel here in Stormwind. “A way for the enemy to be used proper and contribute, rather than being a needless and wasteful drain on supplies.” Though the location of this camp was not disclosed, it is purported to be situated safely behind Alliance lines, and capable of outputting much needed armaments and gunpowder for military use. This has raised outcry with several independent arms-suppliers and traders, who have argued that the allowance of what is effectively slave-labor is a grossly unfair advantage in an incredibly competitive market.
Responding, Marshal Ulfrinn of Clan Hammersong said, “Bah, unfair you say?! These be times of war; we don’t be having the leisure of time and fairness! We only be needing one thing right now and it’s not fairness; it be weapons!” Though Clan Hammersong is so far the only known group of the Azeroth War Campaign to fully embrace this new approach, rumors persist that others on the makeshift council have endorsed the methodology, unnamed members of the Obsidian Sun Company commenting their support for the new influx of supplies. The Xaxdorei Cartel has stated that, once more Marshals sign contracts in agreement, it intends to create and staff a further three camps to fully keep up with ongoing demand.
“Our camp is peaceful, its occupants kind.” Finished Boss Steele of the Xaxdorei. “The Cartel, of course, conforms to all standards of fair and humane prisoner treatment outlined by Alliance policies. It’s our hope to encourage more to agree to our generous terms, and enjoy all the benefits and produce these labor-camps bring.” Time will tell whether this endeavor remains as profitable as all signs seem to indicate, or if we are looking at the prelude to similar losses of life which plagued the last great war’s use of such camps.
On behalf of Lord Talnash, Patriarch of House Flarehold, Silvermoon City is offering fifty gold for the immediate return of Jassinn Shadowstar, alive, to stand trial for murder. Emissary Jadrissa Flarehold is available in Stormwind for questions and details.
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On behalf of Lord Talnash, Patriarch of House Flarehold, Silvermoon City is offering fifty gold for the immediate return of Jassinn Shadowstar, alive, to stand trial for murder. Emissary Jadrissa Flarehold is available in Stormwind for questions and details.
Anu belore dela'na.
Being of a certain profession belonging to the freedom of sea life and worldwide travel, there are many surprisingly things I have insight of. With these grand experiences, I find it important that I assist the people of my new community with advice.
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Being of a certain profession belonging to the freedom of sea life and worldwide travel, there are many surprisingly things I have insight of. With these grand experiences, I find it important that I assist the people of my new community with advice. Life, love, or questions of a more personal nature that you cannot ask face to face are what I offer my knowledge on.
Should you find yourself stuck and questioning anything in your life, write to me; Stormwind's newest resident corsair, Kelladis Ourano, and I'll offer my insight into whatever troubles you. Act fast enough, and your questions may even be answered in the very next issue of the Times. Please, one question per letter that I may get to questions asked by other members of the community.
War rages across the land, but that does not mean even the most valiant of soldiers cannot enjoy a moment’s respite. Under a white flag either faction assembled, much to the enjoyment of the Steamwheedle Cartel.
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War rages across the land, but that does not mean even the most valiant of soldiers cannot enjoy a moment’s respite. Under a white flag either faction assembled, much to the enjoyment of the Steamwheedle Cartel. Booty Bay was the site of the showing, where all manner of talented musician congregated in solidarity. Rooftop stages buckled and swayed beneath the weight of partygoers as street vendors beckoned from crowded dockside below. A sight to behold was the sheer magnitude of revelers gathered; they crowded the docks and roofs, lined rickety bridges and walkways, and even perched high above the city on mast and rigging.
From the crew of the Hurricane to the Redwood Tribes, unlikely musical acts took to their stages to sing the songs of their countrymen in honor. Hours on end, the shantytown clamored with excitement. The swim-up bar of the Traveling Tavern surely made a pretty penny as exhausted revelers took to the waters for a break from the jungle heat.
A night of mirth and excitement was long overdue for the war weary soldiers of Alliance and Horde alike, though how long will this armistice last? Even as stupors are slept off and heads pound, the drums of war begin to thunder once again.
Some weeks ago, Grobbulus Times had reported on the murder of several Stormwind citizens and subsequent escape of rogue warlock, Niktar of the Obsidian Sun Company. A collective sigh of relief was breathed when this fugitive was recently captured by Justicar forces on the fringes of the Capital.
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Some weeks ago, Grobbulus Times had reported on the murder of several Stormwind citizens and subsequent escape of rogue warlock, Niktar of the Obsidian Sun Company. A collective sigh of relief was breathed when this fugitive was recently captured by Justicar forces on the fringes of the Capital. However, in a strange turn of events, it seems no charges would be pursued or punishments levied on the alleged murderer.
Interrogation revealed that this maleficar was one of the most unfortunate kinds of warlocks; one whom had been completely consumed by the demon he had made pacts with. Sources inside the Justicars reported that there was long conversation on whether it was safer to execute the man, or attempt to save him from his own folly. Eventually, in a daring and risky ritual conducted at the seat of the Light’s power, the Cathedral of Light itself, the latter of the two options was enacted.
Though few but those necessary for the exorcism were present, it is known that Niktar has been sighted around the city unguarded, and reportedly of good health, leading one to believe the exorcism a success. While the families of those slain cry injustice and demand consequence, the Justicars remain resolute in belief that the man cannot be blamed for the action of the demon who had overtaken his senses. Only time will tell if this former maleficar can make good his second chance and become rare example of successful purification, or slip back into the darkness as he had already once before.
It was a resounding success last weekend as the new Stormwind Councilor, Salem, presented in cooperation with Stormwind business owners and organizers the ‘Night Market’. Advertised as an opportunity to promote wares and small businesses within the city, crowds poured into the district to partake in shell-games, purchase exotic drinks and share in conversation and good company.
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It was a resounding success last weekend as the new Stormwind Councilor, Salem, presented in cooperation with Stormwind business owners and organizers the ‘Night Market’. Advertised as an opportunity to promote wares and small businesses within the city, crowds poured into the district to partake in shell-games, purchase exotic drinks and share in conversation and good company. Even a new regiment of Guardsmen were present to keep the peace in the bustling evening scene.
With spirits high and money flowing, praise was given from all those involved and catapulted Councilor Salem into the public eye after her rather quiet appointment to the position in the wake of an equally quiet dismissal. Already, it is being asked when the next Night Market will be held, and there is talk of making the event a monthly occurrence within the city. Given recent grumblings and middling approval of City Council’s actions within Stormwind, one can only hope this is a sign of things to come and an indication of improvement from our elected officials.
What does a Pillar of Community look like? For this resident of Stormwind it looks like House Blackstone.
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What does a Pillar of Community look like? For this resident of Stormwind it looks like House Blackstone. For half a year or more Thursday night's tavern nights with House Blackstone have been a cornerstone of Stormwind's night life. Well that specific event might be coming to a close with recent news of turmoil within the guild that defined this weekly tradition for some time.
House Blackstone's The Golden Tree, located in Stormwind Park
But what is House Blackstone, and what caused the seemingly sudden strife that ultimately led to many of its key members leaving? I've had the pleasure of not only attending many of these weekly events, but knowing many of its fine members. I've even temporarily helped out on rare occasion! I'd like to think I know them well. One person I do not know well is the enigmatic leader of House Blackstone, one Dutchess Eowynn Blackstone.
To hear it from an outside observer, you would say that House Blackstone is a conscientious, kind, and generous guild. They rarely accept payments for their services, and seemingly manage to run their tavern on their own funds. Security is often provided by hired services rather than their own members, though they are not afraid to get their hands dirty if a patron got out of line or caused a disturbance. It was at these very events that Stormwind's warlock epidemic was first revealed, and such security services had to tangle with the likes of summoned demons!
But what of the inside view? Well, I've had the opportunity to inquire as to that very issue. In the interests of protecting my informants, and their reputations, I shall at this point choose to keep their names anonymous. With that said, what kind of group could organize such things? To hear it from them, Duchess Eowynn largely coordinated everything. Indeed, she demanded to be a part of any official discussion of any guild business. Some would call her a micro-manager. The funds they operated from were acquired largely from an external adventuring career, one few were aware of.
Duchess Eowynn herself showed a great deal of desire to be hands on, in control of as much as possible. She could be seen during her tavern nights flitting about from conversation to conversation. She was always tending to some business or another, making deals and connections. Indeed, she may be one of the most well-connected people in all of Stormwind!
But connections, they have to be maintained. Worse, letting connections with your own guildmates break down while you maintain those external connections caused the guild to start sagging under its own weight. Duchess Eowynn's interests started to shift. The guild meetings she insisted on attending simply didn't happen when she stopped attending them. Before long, guildmates were running the tavern without guidance. Cracks were starting to show.
And what was this distraction? What could have diverted the attention of someone seemingly so dedicated? Were there debts amounting? Were there legal issues with contracts? You may have gotten the impression from before, but Eowynn has an inherent need to be in control. Running a tavern once a week was starting to not be enough for her. Indeed, the adventuring career that had funded the guild's efforts had put her in contact with still more adventurers.
As an organizer type, someone who could be depended upon for such things, she found kindred among other adventurers. While House Blackstone's members were happy to enjoy their socializing and community building, Eowynn had been consumed with interest in the Alliance's various wars. Things she could control. Life and death matters. Moreover she was good at them!
Commitments to these external affairs consumed her time and interest. These were no longer mere adventures, but campaigns! And like many affairs, the relationships of before began to suffer. The vacuum of leadership was felt keenly within House Blackstone. Indeed, when she stopped attending her own tavern nights it put the writing on the walls.
And so, my dear readers, as we've seen with so many guilds founded in the last half year, people drifted apart. With their focus lost, their leadership vanished, and their own personal interests taking priority, members of House Blackstone started leaving. Few would blame them, I think. Some would not even blame Duchess Eowynn. Surely her activities are doing good for the Alliance, if not all of Azeroth, but the sacrifice for that was a little weekly tavern, and the guild that ran it.
And so we find House Blackstone, a shell of its former self. Will it ever rise again into its former glories in Stormwind's social life? Will others take over in hosting such events as The Obsidian Sun Company? I have received comment from Duchess Eowynn herself that House Blackstone's Tavern Nights will be continuing uninterrupted. She is acquiring new staff to replace the lost, and apparently security may soon be arranged by the Obsidian Sun Company, a direct competitor! Could this be the beginning of a takeover?
Only time will tell. Time is, well and truly, the enemy in the end. There's never enough of it, and some have far more things than others that consume it. I think Duchess Eowynn could be forgiven for making her choices. Hopefully the foes she manages to fell are many, and her customers are able to take solace in that. Perhaps this will be a new beginning rather than a fading into obscurity.
A tavern might not seem like a grand thing to some. It may seem frivolous, pointless even. To we who know these gatherings, though, we knew them as a place to let our hair down. Azeroth is a dangerous place, and few can escape all of those dangers. We are able to relax, enjoy ourselves, and even be vulnerable there. There is a lot of value in that. It keeps the dark and dangers of the world from closing in too tightly. The cheerful music, good drinks, and better company keeps the nightmares away.
That's what I'll choose to remember House Blackstone for if this is the end. The good times they were critical for providing, not the drama surrounding their troubles. If this does turn out to be the end, may we see their like again.
-Alcmene, reporter for Grobbulus Times.
On Monday night, the Coalition of Gnomes (C.O.
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On Monday night, the Coalition of Gnomes (C.O.G.) made a circuit around Ironforge spreading awareness of Gnomish rights. They rallied in Tinkertown before setting off to stage a sit-in at the auction house steps. A small crowd of people watched onwards as their leader, Killerwatts, produced highly racially charged rhetoric. An excerpt from his speech has been included below.
(Pictured above: the demonstration presents their case to King Magni)
“I am Gnome, strong and proud. We are not little folks that use toys. We are spell-casters, we are engineering, we are weapon masters, we are escape artists. WE ARE GNOMES! And don't you dare mess with us. GNOME POWER!”
The gnomish rally eventually made way to the throne room to present their demands to King Magni, though their terms fell on deaf ears. Taking the tram to Stormwind, the protestors followed a similar route through the city. While occupying the auction house, I managed to have a few words with Killerwatts.
“We the gnomes have had it with the unfair treatment of gnomes. Being treated as babies and animals. The C.O.G (coalition of gnomes), we demand gnome respect. We want the Alliance to retake Gnomeregan; no more punt jokes; and every tavern should have chairs that fits to our sizes.”
Public opinion of gnomes has been on the downturn in recent months. Studies have reported that a whopping 64% of jokes told by Alliance citizens feature gnomes as the butt-end of the joke. It remains to be seen whether these demonstrations can sway the minds and hearts of Azeroth to reduce this statistic.
Patrons of Stormwind’s Golden Tree Tavern were interrupted from their revelries last Thursday when a fel-user assaulted the gathering. Using a presumably hired assassin as a decoy, the warlock, identified as one “Niktar,“ attacked patrons and the building alike, causing mild property damage.
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Patrons of Stormwind’s Golden Tree Tavern were interrupted from their revelries last Thursday when a fel-user assaulted the gathering. Using a presumably hired assassin as a decoy, the warlock, identified as one “Niktar,“ attacked patrons and the building alike, causing mild property damage. The former Obsidian Sun member, and his accomplice, were thankfully both subdued without any harm to patrons by the Golden Tree’s hired mercenary guards. The unnamed and as of yet unidentified accomplice was killed in the struggle, but Niktar was safely apprehended and transported to holding cells for healing. There were reports of several mercenaries being wounded in the fighting, but all are expected to make full recoveries.
Unfortunately, only days after being apprehended and en-route to the Stormwind Guard, Niktar managed to escape and flee from custody. Smoldering remains were found in the back-streets of Old Town, and witnesses report that the Warlock lashed out with fel-powers once more in order to overwhelm his escort, fleeing in the direction of the city sewers.
Quoted one bystander who has asked to remain anonymous,
“We saw him kill two of them before they even turned around. I’m amazed anyone got away, but he looked like he was just trying to run, not fight.”
(Pictured above, the Justicars at the scene of the crime.)
The newly appointed Justicars, a branch created by Councilor Rhien to combat the fel-presence in Stormwind, was on the scene quickly to track the rogue warlock and investigate magics used. Justicar Bigsby declined interview, but it is believed that Niktar was last seen in the vicinity of Ironforge. Citizens of the Alliance are warned to be on the lookout for this murderer, and to report any warlock or fel sightings to the Guard at once.
Another set of fliers have descended upon the streets of Stormwind and Ironforge – this time promoting an odd journey to the Kaldorei capital. They document a supposed plan to vacate the two cities and occupy Darnassus for a weekend, proposing that Stormwind will “get a full top down cleaning” and Ironforge will be “rented out” while the citizenry is away.
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Another set of fliers have descended upon the streets of Stormwind and Ironforge – this time promoting an odd journey to the Kaldorei capital. They document a supposed plan to vacate the two cities and occupy Darnassus for a weekend, proposing that Stormwind will “get a full top down cleaning” and Ironforge will be “rented out” while the citizenry is away. Signed by notorious dwarf Gonebald, the flier can be found stapled to trees along hidden paths, barely clinging to the sides of mailboxes, taped to the backsides of unaware passersby, and mostly just flowing with the wind through the streets.
The dwarf has previously been known to plaster strange advertisements across all the land, promoting all manner of endeavor such as Azeroth world tours, sacking the Undercity, and a rally at Astranaar. I had the chance to ask a few citizens on the streets what they thought of this latest plot and its well-meaning author, providing a mixed bag of answers. Replies such as “why?" and “what dwarf?" were commonplace, though many seemed to enjoy the idea of taking a tour of the elven city.
The plan outlined advises to meet at the Ironforge throne room before leaving together towards Menethil. A ship has been chartered to provide transportation for all would-be sightseers across the Great Sea. Specific instruction is included in the handout, attached below.
With today’s merger between the Grobbulus Times and the Steele Xaxdorei, the legacy left by Necro has all but faded from the minds of Azeroth’s denizens. The once powerful sorcerer has been missing since early February, after a brief return from a lengthy sabbatical to arrange the terms of contract for his business’ sale.
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With today’s merger between the Grobbulus Times and the Steele Xaxdorei, the legacy left by Necro has all but faded from the minds of Azeroth’s denizens. The once powerful sorcerer has been missing since early February, after a brief return from a lengthy sabbatical to arrange the terms of contract for his business’ sale. Necro announced his leave of absence late last year after a scandal broke alleging the man to have connections to the necromancy sects recently outed within Stormwind. These allegations prompted weeks of protest outside the business mogul’s manor calling for his resignation. Links between Necro and these cults remain as of yet unverified.
This scandal was the culmination of a series of dark dealings, with Necro seemingly at the heart. Rumors swirled of the sorcerer toying with the dead to provide employees for his businesses, with eye-witness reports of large crates delivered to the gates of The Grobbulus Times estate, seeping a foul odor. Past employees report a constant stream of necromantic paraphernalia arriving to the offices, quickly whisked away from prying eyes. As the days wore on, Necro was seen less and less in the public sphere even as pressure to explain himself mounted. The business mogul’s plans to expand into Kalimdor were halted as he announced his leave of absence, prompting the hungry eyes of rival organizations to begin prying into his doings. So far only the Steele Xaxdorei have managed to procure a slice of the estate, though that has not stopped others from trying.
As corporate lawyers scramble to find similar profit, rumors of Necro being spotted deep within the Wetlands have been circulated. Reports of strange lights circling distant campfires and grotesque effigies burning at all hours are given from nearby settlements. No official sightings have been confirmed at this time, though that has not stopped would-be fortune finders from trekking into the swamp in hopes of finding the disgraced sorcerer. City officials are promising a portion of the estate to any citizens that can provide information leading to his whereabouts.
The Grobbulus Times has been in turmoil in recent months, which has regretfully resulted in a lack of the coverage and news we have been known for. Claims had been made against Grobbulus Times properties, as well as legal action taken against members of the press corps as well as the very editors themselves.
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The Grobbulus Times has been in turmoil in recent months, which has regretfully resulted in a lack of the coverage and news we have been known for. Claims had been made against Grobbulus Times properties, as well as legal action taken against members of the press corps as well as the very editors themselves. As a result a series of hearings with the magistrates of various capitals and interventions of powerful entities have left the fate of the paper in limbo. Even that would not have been beyond our ability to recover from at the time, if not for the sudden and mysterious disappearance of our very own Necro. Clandestine meetings and a turnaround had seemed possible. Hope flowed from these actions. Just as the lawsuits and injunctions were flowing in, we lost the heart and soul that guided this newspaper. Key officials of the paper were drafted and tragically lost or have gone missing in action due to the heating up of the war campaign. Properties and equipment were seized. It was not until we were mercifully rescued from financial dissolution that a recovery was even possible. It is with this that we must make an announcement.
The Grobbulus Times is under new management, and while the disappearance and ultimate fate of Necro is still being investigated by authorities, the remaining assets and rights of the Grobbulus Times were mercifully purchased en-masse by our new benefactor. It is with this that we wish to dedicate ourselves to all the same standards of transparency, well-sourced, and unbiased coverage of world events and politics. It is of paramount importance that there be a reliable and effective voice in the world for those seeking rock, solid, facts. To this we owe the foresight and financial acumen of Stormwind's Xaxdorei Cartel, Headed by Fayanna Steele, who have dedicated their support to this vital information-sharing organ of the Alliance, and indeed the whole of Azeroth. With such support, there will be a new era of hard-hitting news, fact-driven investigation, and peerless coverage worldwide. To this end, we're hiring new reporters and taking reader submissions for potential publishing in these hallowed pages. If you're an incorruptible sleuth with a supernatural knack for the written word, you could go down in history as one of the great reporters for the Grobbulus Times. Please contact the editor for potential employment or to make submissions.
Well met! This is Kourinakis Cullach writing about an event near and dear to my heart, Brawl Night!
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Well met! This is Kourinakis Cullach writing about an event near and dear to my heart, Brawl Night!
Every Tuesday evening at 8 bells, The Brawlers Guild hosts Brawl Night. It's an evening filled with ale, laughs, and of course, brawling! If you're unfamiliar with a good brawl, the concept is simple. We lay down our fancy weapons and armor, coming only equipped with our pants, boots, and belts (pants and boots were requested by most of the Tavern owners that we checked with). Then we duke it out with just our fists until someone gives up!
This is the type of event that can bridge people of all races, occupations, guilds, and interests, so don't feel intimidated! We have both experienced and fresh brawlers participate, so don't worry about feeling too outclassed; though it is good to try your hand at taking down some of our experts!
The location of Brawl Night changes from week to week, so make sure you stay in contact with people from The Brawlers Guild to find out where it will be! This week, The Lion's Pride in Goldshire hosted Brawl Night, and it was great fun. We even got some pictures from the evening!
If you find brawling to be something that you're passionate about, you can contact me via mail and I can talk to you about what it would look like to join The Brawlers Guild!
The walk to The Lion's Pride
One of the many brawls!
Have you noticed that your thigh rub is wearing a hole in your new Devilsaur Leggings more quickly than it should, or that your sword slips and slides in the grasp of your Devilsaur Gauntlets? Then you may have been a victim of fraud by Raedorai, the crafty (no pun intended) kalordei leatherworker!
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Have you noticed that your thigh rub is wearing a hole in your new Devilsaur Leggings more quickly than it should, or that your sword slips and slides in the grasp of your Devilsaur Gauntlets? Then you may have been a victim of fraud by Raedorai, the crafty (no pun intended) kalordei leatherworker!
Reports have come in that wearers of her wares have been experiencing a lack in performance when taking their newly-purchased "Devilsaur" pieces out into the field. We have a statement from two anonymous victims who wish to help us spread the word:
"Look, lass! Bein' a dwarf has its perks, but me legs are thick, and ye know ye'v been scammed when yer legs rub through yer pants! I didn't spend me hard-earned coin on some low-quality pelt! I'm tryna get me mileage on these things - at least a week!"
"So I thought they would be trustworthy, seeing them selling them all the time. But after just a couple adventures I already have holes in both knees and some of the stitching has already started to fray! I can't believe this is happening to me.. I spent most of my gold on these!"
"She warned me before I purchased them that the Gauntlets would need to be broken in and would be stiff for awhile, so I practiced with them for a week. Well, my guild needed me for Onyxia and, as a tank, it's very important that I be able to use my hands! The gloves still hadn't been broken in, and instead, I couldn't grip my sword properly! It fell to the ground in a 'clunk', and I think even Onyxia herself laughed at me! Needless to say, my whole guild is on the lookout now, and I had to fork out the money for the repair bills!"
We purchased a pair of Leggings and Gauntlets from her, under the guise of an inexperienced adventurer, and got to work in the lab to discover what was wrong with her product. To our surprise, they aren't actually made from Devilsaur - they're made from PLAINSTRIDER!
Beware, everyone, and be choosy of who you do business with! Of course, we do not condone the harassment of Raedorai, but we felt the urgent need to make you aware of her practices! Take care of yourselves.
This is Vayle Manglewood reporting with the Grobbulus Times bringing you Volume 4 of our Well Met series.
I arrived at the Ratchet Inn early as it is just right around the corner from the Grobbulus Times offices, and sat in anticipation fidgeting about not fully knowing what to expect from the interview subject that I was there to meet.
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This is Vayle Manglewood reporting with the Grobbulus Times bringing you Volume 4 of our Well Met series.
I arrived at the Ratchet Inn early as it is just right around the corner from the Grobbulus Times offices, and sat in anticipation fidgeting about not fully knowing what to expect from the interview subject that I was there to meet. When Moxie Bluetongue and her companion did arrive though, no one would have missed her. Moxie is a bit of an imposing figure, standing tall, her Orcish lean muscle apparent even under her robes. But her stature is not why this section of the Ratchet Inn has become so private all of a sudden. No, Moxie is a Warlock, and with her is a beautiful demon Succubus named Zahevere. While they carved a large path through the inn’s patrons, when I greeted Moxie, she offered a warm smile and welcoming demeanor.
Vayle Manglewood: Thanks for meeting me today Moxie, I’ve read some of your public journals and you have quite an interesting story.
Moxie Bluetongue: I do my best to write it down honestly, but a little embellishment here or there doesn’t hurt.
Vayle: How were you originally attracted to the dark arts of being a warlock? I’d imagine there’s some conflict there for your kind.
Moxie: Ha, now there’s a story. Believe it or not, we have my mother to thank. Droma the Sage, they call her; she’s out and about even now, skulking in Durotar somewhere. Refuses to dip her
fingers into any sort of summoning, but her skill with curses is... [ Moxie pauses and looks distant for a moment] Particularly frightful.
Vayle: Do you still have a relationship with her?
Moxie: We aren’t on speaking terms, at the moment. My father’s caught right in the middle. A veteran like him deserves better than all this, but my mother and I have a lot to sort out.
Vayle: So you came to this life through family, would you say that they prepared you well for the wider world?
Moxie: Oh, definitely not. We were the second string, you know. Back when the name Thunderlord meant anything. We crossed over to Azeroth because of a sorcerer’s lie, and it’s been confusion and violence ever since. [Moxie laughs and shakes her head] But since coming over to Kalimdor, I’ve been doing my best to find my own way.
Vayle: I want to be polite and not cut right to the chase, but I can’t help myself. Can you explain to our readers about your….relationship with Zahevere here?
Moxie: Isn’t she spectacular? I’m afraid the sorcerous specifics of our situation are, ah….well, they’re complex. We’ve been working together for some time to delve into the history of the sayaad, but…
Zahevere leans across the table and flashes a surprisingly pleasant smile
Zahevere: Digging through the epoch of madness in pursuit of a single linear thread of thought is… well, needle, meet haystack. Haystack, needle. But over the course of all that research, we’ve gotten to know each other very well. [She laughs to herself] Romance finds us in the strangest places.
Vayle: Oh, I did not expect to be addressed by you. I’ve never spoken to a ahhhh, ummm….one of you before.
Zahevere: If it helps, or if it doesn’t [she laughs] it serves well enough to think of us as married. We’re a good match.
Vayle: I didn’t know, and I imagine our readers would be curious as well, that someone like you Zahevere could form that kind of attachment.
Moxie: Sorcerers and succubi fall into infatuation often enough, but she and I are [she chuckles] well, we’re a little older and a little wiser, I like to think. I hope your readers follow our example and treat the demons in their lives with a little extra kindness.
Vayle: Being that you have this relationship with Zahevere, do you summon other demons forth to aid you in battle?
Moxie: I can’t say I’ve had any need, no. We’ve been traveling together for years now, and… despite the kind of friction you might expect, from our fellow fold in the Horde who’ve been spurned by demonkind we’ve never felt much need to leave each others’ side for long.
Vayle: Do you ever worry about putting her in harm's way?
Moxie: Harm has a way of finding us, as you might expect. But I trust her with my life and…
Zahevere: [she laughs and tosses her hair seductively] Naturally, I trust her with mine.
Vayle: I have to ask, and please don’t think this is rude, but people will question the foundations of this relationship as Zahevere doesn’t necessarily have a choice in whether or not she’s in your company, Moxie. So, what would you say to the people who would level that complaint towards you?
Moxie: You’ve seen for yourself that she speaks as she pleases. A warlock who doesn’t exert control is supposed to lose the mental struggle, see their sorcerous bonds broken, and be betrayed, isn’t that right? And yet [Moxie shrugs and raises her eyebrows to Zahevere] Feel any particular urge to kill me, dear?
[The demon only laughs and shakes her head]
Vayle: Well, I can’t argue with love and I can’t say I’ve ever seen a bond quite like this one.
Moxie: Tell your friends. I like to think a little compassion applied in the right places could change the face of warlockery as we know it.
Vayle: Have you met any others like you on your travels?
Moxie: Others like me? A few, maybe. Impkeepers, largely. Bookish types who like an eager companion in times of boredom. For a young warlock, I think that’s best. A fuzzy little man who hangs around and tells jokes has to be good for a young person surrounded by such deep, ancient shadows as we find in our trade.
Vayle: Have you experienced any discrimination amongst the horde? I mean, I know that warlocks, especially Orcish ones, always get some discrimination. If you were Forsaken, you may have an altogether different experience, I think.
Moxie: Making friends is slow going, I’ll tell you that much. Now, I have joined up with a little social club in the past couple weeks, and they’ve been good for me. But ah.... We keep our distance from the busy markets. Lots of camping out under the stars and keeping each other company.
Vayle: Switching gears here, how are you feeling about the current state of the Horde?
Moxie: Despite everything, I find myself proud to be part of it, even if it is a tad less proud to have me. This is bound to sound grim, but death does wonderful things to a human. The Forsaken are a remarkable people; all the best parts of humanity, unshackled from the pretense that wrapped them in tin and draped them in pretty blue rags all those years ago. I’m glad to call them neighbors. Between their company and the wonderful trolls and tauren...or should I call them Shu’Halo? I never know, but I do know I appreciate their spiritual acumen. This Horde feels like home.
Vayle: Well, I think that getting your story out there is going to go a long way towards the Horde being proud to have you, I know that I am!
Moxie: Oh! That’s very kind of you to say, Vayle. Thank you. [She chuckles] I’ll do my best to continue being as good a role model as I can be.
Vayle: So, have you encountered anything strange in your adventures? I mean...more strange than your own tale. [ I chuckle, then catch myself]
Moxie: As secret-seekers, we’ve found ourselves down at the bottom of many ruins. Especially here in Kalimdor, where you can find marble pillars knocked over every quarter-mile or so. But when it comes to the particularly strange, I fear I have a warning about the covens of Desolace.
Vayle: Oh, please elaborate.
Moxie: Experimental sorcery. Random summonings. Freewheeling warlockery with no sense of scale or scope or sensibility. Their circles are sloppy and their materials are rudimentary garbage. And the less you respect the ritual, the more you can expect to draw forth a rampaging monster. Steer clear of Desolace, or send an army there. Those are the only safe options anymore, from what I’ve seen.
Vayle: That does sound like a cause for concern. Given your relationship with Zahevere, do you take issue with the other warlocks misusing the demons they summon?
Moxie: Anyone with a heart that beats, [she eyes me] pardon the expression my dearly departed friend, would balk to witness these abuses, I think. It’s no more correct or sensible to channel the viciousness toward a demon than it would be toward your own family. What we draw forth out of nether is alive, thinking, a whole person, after a fashion.
Zahevere: Sometimes you have to peel back a few layers to find the person underneath the corruption, but they’re in there somewhere.
Vayle: I think many don’t see demons as being the most sympathetic of beings, but you make a compelling case, we should show some respect for all thinking and feeling things. Heartbeat or not.
Moxie: In an ideal world, we’d all have the patience, and the protection, to undo the damage done in the people and creatures bound to the Legion. Instead...we’ll surely have to do more fighting than we’d like.
Vayle: So, Zahevere, I’ve long been under the impression that demons don’t like being in our world much, but you’ve obviously adapted. Can you talk about your experience a little?
Zahevere: Clothes were a nice change. The standard issue armor chafes, you know. But crocolisk leather pants, frilly little poets shirts...there’s something satisfying about picking out what to wear in the morning. [She pauses, thinking about the question a moment longer]
Before you come through, you are an unmade thing. The summoning ritual binds the ruined essence of what you are to the shape you’re meant to be, and then you’re suddenly, terribly alive, yoked to some idiot who wants to have a little entertainment, usually. It might be a little tacky to compliment Blue out on the corner of my mouth while she’s right there, but [she chuckles] I got very lucky. Summoned by the right set of hands, for once.
Vayle: So Moxie, is there anything else you’d like our readers to know?
Moxie: I suppose this is my chance to make a little statement. I’ll try to not make a windbag out of myself.
Vayle: It’s no problem, the platform is yours.
Moxie: I want your readers to question what they know about the darker shades of sorcery. The shadows we know exist for a reason, and we’ll never know the good that lingers in them without someone to carry a torch down into the dark.
Vayle: That is a good point, and I think we’ll end it there. Thank you so much, both of you, for sitting down with me, this has been a very enlightening chat.
Moxie: It’s been an absolute pleasure Vayle. Thank you for this opportunity to reach out.
If you wish to read more about the adventures of Moxie and Zahevere you can find Moxie’s journals here https://grobb.org/c/moxie
I would like to remind everyone that we are still actively recruiting individuals to contribute to the paper, whether it be an official position or for fun! You can pick more than one job type if you are interested.
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I would like to remind everyone that we are still actively recruiting individuals to contribute to the paper, whether it be an official position or for fun! You can pick more than one job type if you are interested.
There are no quotas at the moment, though regular activity is expected. I intend to eventually pay commission to our writers (in the far future, when the economy stabilizes and I have a Horde chief editor, so that not only the Alliance are being paid).
Examples are from https://grobb.org, where our articles are written. They automatically fill in https://grobbulustimes.com.
Columnist - Official
Someone who specifies their interests and writes regularly-occurring articles on said topics. For example, if your interests are exploration and food, you could write a hybrid article about your journey to a certain place to try a certain delectable.
Ex. Categories: Exploration, Ambassador (guild affairs), Professions, Economy, Lifestyle, etc.
Field Reporter - Official
A field reporter is the one that dives into the action. You attend and report on events as they occur, giving the reader an immersive, first-person perspective of what happened! Screenshots (without UI) are a plus!
Ex: https://grobb.org/e/420
Interviewer - Official
Our project, Well Met, focuses on the adventurer - we need more people willing to interview those who are interested in sharing their stories. (If you're reading this and want to be interviewed, contact me!)
Well Met introduction: <https://grobb.org/e/391>
Ex: https://grobb.org/e/407
Horde Chief Editor - Official
Me! Except... Horde! This would require long-term training and a passion for the paper. More details will be worked out later.
Freelance Journalist - Unofficial
Anyone who wishes to log their own journeys and stories is absolutely free to do so.
Ex: https://grobb.org/journals
Please contact me should you be interested in any of these positions! Thank you!
Shortly after the Opening Ceremony held in The Park weeks back, I was contacted by Krondus, a Kaldorei with a burning passion for his race's history. We met, and discussed the past and present of his journeys, touching on the elves' loss of immortality and his newfound community, the Everlook Trading Company.
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Shortly after the Opening Ceremony held in The Park weeks back, I was contacted by Krondus, a Kaldorei with a burning passion for his race's history. We met, and discussed the past and present of his journeys, touching on the elves' loss of immortality and his newfound community, the Everlook Trading Company.
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JANSITHER: Thank you for meeting with me today, Krondus.
KRONDUS: Of course, my pleasure.
J: It’s nice to meet another elf. It’s a far journey from Teldrassil, that’s for sure.
K: It is, the trip took many days. The fact that I ran into several… hurdles along the way did not help.
J: [She giggles at him, empathetic to his travels.] What kind of trouble did you encounter on the way to Stormwind? Who or what was your biggest obstacle?
K: Things in the Eastern Kingdoms aren’t quite as calm and peaceful as they are back home. Orcs infest the lands in the Eastern Kingdoms.
J: The most brutish of the Horde, they are. I would not want to face one, but unfortunately, I had to make the journey the same as you.
K: The dwarves are formidable warriors. I only wish they would protect their lands more. Perhaps the humans and dwarves of this land have gotten a bit too cozy now that the orcish problem is ours to deal with and not theirs.
J: What suggestions would you give them for reinforcing their infrastructure to make it safer for adventurers?
K: Searching out the remaining orcish strongholds in the region and securing the roads for safe travel would be a good start!
J: [She nods in agreement.]
K: Perhaps Teldrassil should send a band of Sentinels here. That would clean things right up, I imagine.
J: I agree wholeheartedly with your sentiment. Perhaps they will see your suggestion in the paper and take heed to it. I do think that other races must step in with their forces in order to cull the threat. After all, the Alliance is a union.
Have you encountered any Horde aside from the orcs guarding passage to Stormwind?
K: Several bands of trolls seem to have been making their way into the Wetlands as well. Fortunately for us all, they aren’t quite the warriors that Orcs are. And I’m glad to say that I have not encountered any of those undead things that plague these lands as well.
J: That’s true, the orcs are unmatched in their strength and are, quite frankly, the most serious threat the Alliance have. The undead are another story. Do you sympathize with them for their lack of eternal peace?
K: Not in the least. Many forget, up until very recently, the Kaldorei were eternal as well. Eternity is a gift, not a curse. One that I hope the elves reclaim soon.
The “Forsaken”, as they call themselves, are fully capable of living meaningful lives, protecting what they love, and fighting for what they believe in.
J: I wish to touch on Nozdormu’s decision shortly, but I would like to ask one more question regarding the Forsaken. Is it fair to compare their eternal life to what was the Kaldorei’s, being that they have sacrificed their lives as humans?
K: Blaming others’ perception of them and using it as an excuse to shift the blame from the Forsaken’s actions looks like an act of cowardice to me.
Regret, frustration, anger, rage, remorse… One can feel these emotions and harbor them while still feeling joy, conviction, happiness, and living a life of love and earnest.
J: I am meant to stay neutral as a journalist, but I could not agree more. Our kind have given much, and continue to give, for past events.
K: Though I’ll admit I find them foul creatures, I do hope they learn to deal with their eternity and their remorse as the Kaldorei have. I think that would be best for all the people of Azeroth.
J: That is very respectable of you to say. As you were saying before, the Kaldorei lost their eternal life. Do you resent Nozdormu for his decision not to bless Teldrassil?
K: I do. The elves sacrificed much recently to protect this world. If anything, I feel like we have earned it more with the recent war than we did thousands of years ago during the War of the Ancients.
Perhaps it is presumptuous of me, and I don’t intend to insult the great race of dragons, but I find it odd he was so willing to reward us when his kin were involved, and far less inclined to do so when the dragons were not as at risk as before.
Shan’do Staghelm works tirelessly to restore our people to greatness. I have faith he will find the answer soon. And, in time, hopefully Nozdormu will come to change his mind. [He smirks at his unintended pun.]
J: How do you respond to those who accuse us of greed for wishing to regain our eternal life?
K: In the interest of keeping our bonds with the other races of Azeroth close, I will not comment on that. But I will say Archimonde and the Burning Legion have been pushed out of Azeroth twice, by the blood of our people. I hope our sacrifice can be appreciated.
J: Understandable, Krondus. I sometimes wonder if the lack of recognition for the Kaldorei’s sacrifices has been lost with time.
K: [He looks at the dark green, fel-colored scar on his arm.] Perhaps some of those memories are best left forgotten.
J: [She eyes his wound somberly.] Although our wounds are deep, time and companionship can help keep our focus from them. Have you found companionship during your journey?
K: Indeed I have. For a while I had my brother. After losing him I was devastated. But in time, I recovered and I have made several friends among the Everlook Trading Company based out of Winterspring.
J: [Her ears perk at the mention of Winterspring.] The Everlook Trading Company - I’ve heard of them! What is their mission? I was born in Winterspring.
K: After the lands in northern Kalimdor were ravaged from the last war, the Kaldorei needed a way to keep their outposts supplied and manned throughout the lands. The goblins were interested in purchasing land and establishing an outpost of their own.
Teldrassil brokered a deal that the goblins will front the cost of maintaining an outpost in the region, under the condition that they remain friendly to Alliance supply caravans in the area and protect them from Horde attacks. Goblins get their outpost in the region, and we get to use it as well. It’s a mutually beneficial relationship for both parties.
[He leans in to Jansither’s ear and mumbles.] It’s also a way to keep tabs on the goblins and ensure they don’t side with the Horde in a critical region of Kaldorei territory.
J: Are you not concerned by the goblins? Though business is second nature to them, I hear concerns regarding their… How do you say it, loyalty and trustworthiness.
K: Of course I am. The goblins do not so much as take a sip of ale in Winterspring without our knowing of it. They know they’re under scrutiny, and they’ve accepted that.
Goblins are brace, but not so brave as to betray the Kaldorei on their own lands. Many forces are stationed nearby at all times should anything go… amiss.
J: Very well, then. I am glad there are precautions taken for security. As an outsider, it’s great to get input from those involved with these operations. I knew of the Everlook Trading Company, but I did not know of their operations. Perhaps you will find more people interested in joining the company.
Unfortunately, I have another appointment relatively soon in Stormwind. We will have to end our interview momentarily. Is there anything you wanted to tell the citizens of Azeroth?
K: Together the Alliance can prevail over any threat.
J: Thank you again, Krondus, for taking the time to speak with me. This was a very lucrative interview, and I admire your passion. You have fire in your heart.
K: Thank you for taking the time to interview me. I wish you safe travels.
[They bow to each other, and Jansither nods at him.]
J: Farewell.
This is Curtis Anvilcrusher, bringing ye an update on the warfront between the Horde an' Alliance.
At 6 bells on the 12th of the 9th month, the Alliance planned teh rally at Astranaar teh push against the Horde tha' keep pouring into Ashenvale from the Barrens.
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This is Curtis Anvilcrusher, bringing ye an update on the warfront between the Horde an' Alliance.
At 6 bells on the 12th of the 9th month, the Alliance planned teh rally at Astranaar teh push against the Horde tha' keep pouring into Ashenvale from the Barrens. Somehow, the Horde caught wind of this plan, an' attacked the Alliance early when we didn't expect it. The Alliance regrouped an' were able to push the horde all the way back teh crossroads, even killin' the famed Segra Darkhorn! As the Alliance lost steam, we were pushed back teh Astranaar where all looked grim, until we received reinforcements an' were able teh push the Horde back teh Crossroads! During the last push, the Alliance occupied the Crossroads' Inn an' Tower, before it was time teh withdraw an' plan future attacks against the Horde.
After the fight, I got a word with Gonebald an' was able teh ask him how he thought the fight went, and what is in store for the Alliance's future.
"Wow! Me head hurts from all that battlin'! A great number of Alliance showed up and we were met with a great Horde force. A great tug o' war ensued and both Astranaar and Crossroads took heavy losses. I'm proud of the Alliance! The Horde ambushed us early. Who would of thought? But us Alliance got our act together to drive them back soon enough. In the future we should probably keep better secrets. The future looks bright for the Alliance but there are problems all around Azeroth. Next time maybe we head to Southshore!"
The Alliance's first charge into the Barrens. Taken by Jordana Flint
The Horde's second attack on Astranaar
The Alliance's occupation of the Horde's tower
The Alliance's occupation of the Crossroad's Inn
Stormwind is by all accounts a city of hustle and bustle, craft and trade, training and scholarship. After a gathering as rowdy as our recent celebration of Solidarity, one can be pressed for a quiet corner for intellectual discourse.
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Stormwind is by all accounts a city of hustle and bustle, craft and trade, training and scholarship. After a gathering as rowdy as our recent celebration of Solidarity, one can be pressed for a quiet corner for intellectual discourse. It seems I can reliably find such a location at the Pig and Whistle. The following conversation took place right after my previous “Well Met” entry. I sat with Gizzit Grimwald, a prominent tailor and tradesman, and Professor Ellwynde, of the Stormwind Academy of Science and Arcana, around a large table. The buzz of the tavern avoided us, for the most part.
Jordana Flint: Hello! I can't help but admit I overheard some thrilling conversations down here!
Gizzit Grimwald: I'm glad you think so! [Mr. Grimwald nodded, his mustache and beard broken by a chortle.]
Professor Ellwynde: Indeed, this fine gentleman was just regaling me with tales of his travels.
JF: Excellent! Then you are doing my job for me! Thank you for your patience and your time.
As a rapport between the two had been readily established while they awaited my arrival, I offered to facilitate a bit of a round-table conference.
Prof. E: You too are here for the interview?
GG: Indeed.
Prof. E: I never asked for your name, friend, so I shall do so now. [The night elf stood to shake his hand, her dark blue hair shimmering in the flicker of the tavern’s fireplace.]
JF: Well call me a grasshopper in the snow, you didn’t make that connection quite yet?
GG: Me? I am Gizzit Grimwald. The Traveling Tailor! You may have seen my poster on the Auction House notice board in Stormwind?
Prof. E: I spend little time there, but I’m sure they look great!
GG: [The gnome was taken aback.] Well, thank you. I spent some time on them. Anyway…
Prof. E: I have no qualms interviewing together.
GG: Neither do I.
JF: Wonderful! This will be fun! For my notes, can you please both spell your names?
Prof. E: Of course. I am Professor Ellwynde of the Stormwind Academy of Science and Arcana.
JF: Pleased to meet you! And you sir?
GG: And I am Gizzit Grimwald. I am a traveling tailor merchant that happens to also study and partake in the arcane arts.
JF: Pleased to meet you as well! A table of scholars, for sure!
GG: And devilishly handsome!
We all burst into laughter, for a brief moment.
JF: So, as a merchant, you must see many lands across Azeroth?
GG: Indeed I have. My tailoring began in Dun Morogh, I then took my skills through the Gates of Ironforge and now, I am here.
JF: Does a life of tailoring, or science, lead to any, let’s say… perilous encounters? Or has the journey been relatively safe?
GG: If you count the people you meet as perilous, then I have been inundated with perilous situations. My patience is thin for those who don’t think before they speak.
Prof. E: It did in the past! Now my life revolves around my wonderful human students, and my partner of course. But before, I walked the path of a druid, traveling from ancient dig sites to ruins and everything in between.
JF: I see! Ellwynde, do you find that patience is in short supply in academia?
Prof. E: In some, yes. When it comes to historians, anthropologists, writers, and scholars, patience is a celebrated virtue. For the more arcane inclined at the academy, well, they’re always rushing to grow in power and knowledge.
JF: Far be it from me to foster debate at our lively table, but I am curious, Gizzit, if you think there is validity to this claim?
GG: Oh, undoubtedly so. I live by the mantra that good and joyful things come to those who wait. It takes a strong person to have patience, but an even stronger person to uphold it.
JF: A wholesome and thoughtful sentiment! Have your journeys, adventures, and employment opportunities been quite lonesome, or have you made friends along the way?
GG: Me? I have had returning customers from Westfall, from Darnassus. I am amazed that a little gnome like me would have such an impact on some people. I craft linen and wool bags for crying out loud! It’s just humbling to know that my work is recognized and appreciated.
JF: Little gnome, big heart, my Papa always said!
GG: Big heart. Big ego. It’s all the same!
We shared a moment of laughter and understanding, and then Gizzit looked at the Professor across the table for her input. Just then, a tavern patron stumbled into our table, knocking over Gizzit’s flagon and nearly causing me to topple from my seat.
GG: Why must people insist on running inside a tavern?!
We mopped up the ale as best we could, before returning to our chat.
Prof. E: You know, Jordana, a gnome’s heart is indeed a larger percentage of a gnome’s total weight and mass in comparison with a human. There’s merit to your father’s statement. And as for my traveling days, yes, being alone in the world that long was difficult. Even for a druid. These days I am surrounded by people but those people are human. It is rare to see an elf beyond my partner and that is a different form of loneliness.
JF: Do you make it back home often? At all?
Prof. E: I did not. In training to become a druid, you have to accept that seeing family again is rare. I am blessed by Elune that I am still with my partner.
GG: [Gizzit sat attentively.] And is that enough for you? I am sorry Jordana, I am here to answer questions, not ask them!
Prof. E: It is, Gizzit, it is. I live with my beloved here now.
JF: Have you found a feeling of family at the Academy, would you say?
Prof. E: Yes, the Academy is my family now too.
JF: I would ask the everyday warrior what her most challenging foe has been! [I flexed my tiny gnome arms, to my company’s kind tolerance.] But… to this intellectual bunch, I ask: What has been the greatest mystery or puzzle you have overcome?
GG: Oh, I can answer that! That’s easy! That damn stitching pattern of a wool bag! My word! That is something I will never, ever want to learn again!
JF: I can admit I have dabbled in linen… wool is beyond my grasp. Most impressive. [Note: At the time of publication, I have become more adept with wool.]
Prof. E: Well, it’s certainly not something I’ll understand.
GG: If you’d like, I can possibly show you something? When you’re not busy being the mouth of Stormwind!
JF: That would be a real treat! [Gizzit quietly excused himself to refill his flagon.] And you, Professor?
Prof. E: Getting humans to accept you. In Darkshore there are a series of interconnected elven ruins that… well… the short version is, the history of all elven people is shrouded in mystery and I’ve devoted my life to studying it.
JF: Yet certainly, here in Stormwind, you can find such acceptance?
Prof. E: I couldn’t at first. Eventually, I earned the respect of my students.
JF: What progress have you made, if you can share it, in understanding the ruins?
Prof. E: I’m afraid my findings aren’t ready to be published, even after the last 600 years of research.
JF: Patience is truly the theme, yes?
Prof. E: Indeed it is. More common among my people.
JF: On the subject of acceptance, do either of you feel part of a unified Alliance? Do we stand together against the Horde?
GG: I rarely see them. If I do, I always have my associate with me. I am forever in debt to him and owe him my life. He is a dwarven warrior, by the name of Harten. He would love a mention, I know he would!
JF: It seems we all rely on others daily. And you Ellwynde, you mentioned your trusted partner?
Prof. E: Yes, my beloved and I are partners in all things.
JF: Wonderful. Well, thank you both for you time and thoughtful answers. I appreciate you sharing these tidbits about your journeys across the world.
GG: Thank you, it was a pleasure.
Prof. E: And I thank you for your time. I would love to continue our conversation another time as well.
JF: Indeed!
Professor Ellwynde stood for her portrait with poise and stoicism, while Mr. Grimwald contained his bursting personality for just enough seconds to capture the sketch above. As we said our farewells, there was a distinct sound from the streets of Stormwind—the quiet of night, the promise of a new day in the works.
Hello, readers! This is Jansither, and today I am introducing to you the Times's first project, "Well Met".
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Hello, readers! This is Jansither, and today I am introducing to you the Times's first project, "Well Met".
Well Met is a series of interviews focusing on the life and times of the common adventurer. Our goal is to learn and share how each individual of Grobbulus's Azeroth plays a part in the bigger picture, asking probing questions that will stimulate character-building and help the reader to view the world from their perspective.
The first volume of Well Met has already been published and was hosted by Jordana, who interviewed Thickie Thunderson. It is currently in the left column of the paper, so be sure to check it out! (https://grobb.org/e/365)
Our publishing schedule for Well Met is thrice weekly on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Be sure to keep checking back for more volumes!
If you are interested in sharing your story with Azeroth, please contact me and we can set up a date and time to meet. The paper is neutral, and therefore we can also interview the Horde!
Thank you, everyone! I hope you enjoy what we have in store.
This is Curtis Anvilcrusher writing teh ye from Ratchet with the Grobbulus Times. BREAKIN' NEWS!
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This is Curtis Anvilcrusher writing teh ye from Ratchet with the Grobbulus Times. BREAKIN' NEWS!
Reports 'ave been comin' in from all over Azeroth--from Alliance an' Horde alike. Citizens 'ave been claimin' teh 'ave no recollection of the last few hours. Many 'ave said they found themselves runnin' into a wall, others 'ave said they thought they 'ad picked up some items they found, only to find out that the items never actually existed. I found meself with a pan of completely burnt Blood Sausage, an' I swear on me Dwarvish honor that I've never burnt a thing in me life! Well, except me fingers in a fire I suppose.
Luckily fer you, I've done some diggin' on the possible perpetrator(s) behind all of this. There is a group of troublemakers that I've found a few writings on called the Devious Deliverers of Sleep, or DDoS fer short. Apparently, they are an old group that have a history of worshipin' Nozdormu, the Dragon Aspect of time. They 'ave a history of pulling stunts like this one, an' it seems likely that it's their hand at work again. The books say tha' the best way to handle this situation is teh give as little publicity teh the group as possible, as all they want is attention. This will be the only time the Grobbulus Times will mention the group, an' we suggest that it's the last time you mention them too.
Now, I have some more Blood Sausage to cook, an' I'm sure y'all 'ave some stuff teh get back to as well. So as always, keep yer feet on the ground!
This update is in regards to the murder that was reported two days ago, on 09/04/19. We have received a tip from a commenter of the Times regarding what appeared to be the murder of a dwarf, Shadow, in the Stormwind City Streets.
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This update is in regards to the murder that was reported two days ago, on 09/04/19. We have received a tip from a commenter of the Times regarding what appeared to be the murder of a dwarf, Shadow, in the Stormwind City Streets.
The commenter had suggested that Shadow, a hunter, was not actually slain, but was instead feigning his death for his benefit, regardless of leading others to worry.
I launched an investigation into the matter and visited the mortuary; there were no records of a Dwarf named "Shadow" having died. When I visited Stormwind Keep to ask the guards for a report of any recent homicides in the city, they stated that there were none to their knowledge. After I had spoken to the mortuary and the guards, I received an anonymous tip that someone had seen the Dwarf running around with his tiger.
Due to these discrepancies, I believe it is safe to assume that Shadow is alive and well, continuing to roam Azeroth as an adventurer.
Although this news may have had a positive turn around, please remember to stay safe out there. Always be prepared to protect yourself, even when you feel as though you are safe in your home.
And to Shadow: I don't know why you would feign your death, but I hope that you are doing okay, and I ask you to please consider the repercussions it may have on others in the future.
Thank you, everyone. Jansither signing out!
After bearing witness to the lively Solidarity Ceremony in Stormwind, I met up with one attendee by the name of Morton “Thickie” Thunderson, a dwarf paladin, at The Pig and Whistle Tavern in Old Town. Thunderson sat upstairs where he had already ordered a round of Dwarven Stout.
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After bearing witness to the lively Solidarity Ceremony in Stormwind, I met up with one attendee by the name of Morton “Thickie” Thunderson, a dwarf paladin, at The Pig and Whistle Tavern in Old Town. Thunderson sat upstairs where he had already ordered a round of Dwarven Stout. He handed me an aleskin as I took a seat.
Jordana Flint: Thank you! I am happy we were able to find a quiet spot to sit!
Thickie Thunderson: Yes, agreed!
JF: Thickie, is it?
TT: Yes! It’s a nickname my uncle gave me as a lad.
JF: What a sweet tidbit!
TT: I was a bit of a troublemaker and always ended up sneaking a few pies.
JF: Is that so?
TT: So, the name ended up sticking in the Kharanos militia.
JF: That is often how it is with those military folks! My Pa was the same! [Noise from the tavern patrons interrupts us suddenly.] Let’s get this quick interview really started shall we?
TT: Indeed!
JF: Thank you, first of all, for your interest.
TT: Of course! I always enjoyed social events and this one was certainly one for the books.
JF: Can you please tell the Times how your adventures have been as of late?
TT: [Thickie wiped the ale from his mustache and cleared his throat.] My adventures have been outstanding so far. I have been joined by my comrades, Oakshadon, and Drambus. Along with the Wheelun brothers. The Wheelun brothers were a rowdy bunch back in the militia. [He drank from the skin of stout, a glimmer in his eye.]
JF: Are you all from military backgrounds?
TT: The Wheelun brothers and I are from the militia, but Drambus and Oakshadon are not. We met Drambus in the fields of Westfall while thwarting the Defias Brotherhood. Oakshadon was a recent addition to our troupe. She joined us in Darkshore as we attempted to rid the land of foul Satyrs.
JF: Satyrs!
TT: Yes, nasty creatures.
JF: Tricky foes? Easy to defeat?
TT: Their dark magics are a force to be reckoned with.
JF: I see.
TT: Quite tricky. However, our blades felt no troubles.
JF: In addition to the many beasts and creatures that roam Azeroth, have you encountered many Horde?
TT: [Thickie looked thoughtful, and after a long minute spoke up.] Yes! We encountered a band of warlocks traveling through Ashenvale. I charged ahead at full steam to defend Astranaar and my companions yelled after me, “Slow down Thickie!” It actually became a bit of a catchphrase after that. [He chuckled.]
JF: Oh my!
TT: I have a bit of a one track mind when it comes to Horde, ya see.
JF: What would you say is your motivation, then, out questing and adventuring in the world? Why do you do, what you do?
TT: Ta’ be honest, I’m a bit of a collector. My goal is to collect rare armor pieces for my personal gallery and display. I couldn’t say the same for my companions, but I know they share the feeling of wanting to grow stronger.
JF: Of course.
TT: We have known each other since the cold days in Dun Morogh.
JF: From where in Dun Morogh do you hail?
TT: Would ye’ care for another round of stout while we’re at it?
JF: This one is good, thanks!
TT: [The dwarf chuckled.] Yer mighty welcome!
JF: As I was sayin! Where abouts do you call home?
TT: My family has always called Kharanos home. Which is why I was so inclined to join the militia and take up arms against the troggs of the east. [JF: Aha!] I caught one of them polishing a shiny armor scrap and that’s actually what inspired me to collect.
JF: You have faced so many foes, what would you say has been the most challenging?
TT: Well, recently Drambus and I took down the mighty Mor’Ladim in Duskwood. A scary foe he was. [Thickie appeared disturbed by the memory.] I would say that was the first time I felt a little shake in me knees.
JF: How did you manage it?
TT: Well, we can’t take all of the credit. A few mages actually lent their aid in taking down the monster. Eventually he fell, and I was able to claim his blade, “Archeus.” [JF: Wow!] It’s a testament to all of my accomplishments thus far. One of my most treasured pieces. [The paladin held the weapon with pride.]
JF: [The tavern was beginning to fill up with more boisterous patrons.] Thank you so much again for your time!
TT: Yer absolutely welcome! Thank you for the opportunity to be included in the Times!
JF: I don’t mean to rush you, but I have a couple buddies downstairs waiting.
TT: Not at all! I understand the business of your work.
JF: Would you like to pose for a quick portrait?
TT: Sure. [Thickie gulped down the rest of his stout and flexed.]
JF: Wow! Thanks again!
TT: Yer welcome, Jordana! I’m happy to help with anything should ye need it!
JF: See you around and be sure to check out the Times!
TT: Of course!
As I bowed down the stairs, the paladin waved goodbye, his cheeks flushed and smiling.
BREAKING: The Grobbulus Times have received a notice from an unknown distributor detailing the presence of a monster dubbed the "Witch of the Woods". A copy of the facial composite and note are attached below, for your reading convenience, straight from the source.
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BREAKING: The Grobbulus Times have received a notice from an unknown distributor detailing the presence of a monster dubbed the "Witch of the Woods". A copy of the facial composite and note are attached below, for your reading convenience, straight from the source.
"Citizens of the Alliance, an evil has found its way into our home. Masquerading as a healer practicing the ancient, long forgotten ways, this monster corrupts the hearts of men and slowly drags one further from the Light. Beware the witch of the woods, do not answer its tempting call. Let the Light hear your pleas, not the dark magic of demons."
The ink that was used to scrawl the warning onto the page is still fresh, meaning that the threat is too.
Please keep your eye out for the "monster" our unknown informant has warned of. Although it appears to target men, we are unsure of its full potential toward women and others. If you have any information, please contact the Grobbulus Times immediately.
Thank you, and stay safe.
This article contains material that the reader may find disturbing. Your discretion is advised.
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This article contains material that the reader may find disturbing. Your discretion is advised.
We have received breaking news from Mysticmama that Shadow, a Dwarf hunter, was ruthlessly murdered in the streets of Stormwind late last night, 09/02/19.
Onlookers stood aghast around the freshly-slain Dwarf; some kneeled solemnly and silently to honor him, while others asked questions in disbelief: A murder in Stormwind? Who could have done this?
Shadow is the only reported casualty; however, the responsible party has not been apprehended and, therefore, we caution you to travel safely and with a friend should you venture out into Stormwind past dusk.
18+ -- A photo taken of the crime scene._
Please report any information you may have regarding this tragic event to your nearest Stormwind City Guard.
Hello, everyone! Jansither here, bringing to you today the official transcript of the Solidarity (Opening) Ceremony which was hosted by Gonebald.
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Hello, everyone! Jansither here, bringing to you today the official transcript of the Solidarity (Opening) Ceremony which was hosted by Gonebald. The ceremony, which celebrated the 20th anniversary of the end of the Second War, took place on 08/31/19 at 6 p.m. and saw hundreds of Alliance attendees.
The ceremony began after players had gathered in The Park in Stormwind City, and was kicked off by a memorial walk through Stormwind’s Trade District, Cathedral Square, and canals. Once back to the park, the attendees organized themselves in the grass, eager to hear both Gonebald’s words and the ambassador’s speeches. Although wild, the ceremony was successful in reigniting the fire in the Alliance’s hearts, and some even went to cause havoc in Durotar afterwards.
On to the transcript:
Gonebald: This is an amazin’ opportunity for us to remember our tragic and heroic past and reaffirm our commitment to the futures and sorts!
Today we gather in memorial of the great sacrifices of the Second War.
Beginnin’ with the invasion of Khaz Modan and endin’ with the Alliance’s glorious victory at Blackrock Mountain, thousands of our kin heroically sacrificed their lives.
The battles at Dun Algaz, Dun Modr, Zul’Dare, Hillsbrad, Quel-Thalas, and Lordaeron City weigh on our hearts and inspire our courage.
Tha great sacrifice made by our kin will not be forgotten. Today we recommit to our great Alliance in their memory.
Ambassadors from all corners of tha world representing tha Alliance are here today.
Here to reaffirm their commitment to tha Alliance, please welcome Ambassador Gunner Hillsman!
Gunner Hillsman: My name is Gunner Hillsman, and I am a veteran of the 2nd and 3rd wars. During the 1st war I lost my mother and my home. I took up arms during the 2nd war with my father, who was one of the brave souls who made the ultimate sacrifice at the Dark Portal.
Through his loss, along with many others, we are standing here today. I miss my family, but I know they would be proud of the Azeroth we’ve become and I’m honored to be a part of something great with all of you. For King, country, and for the ALLIANCE!
Gonebald: Next, me would like to introduce ambassador Sir Adhemar Charney!
Adhemar Charney: It is an honor to stand before you all! All of this is to ensure the memory of those lost in their sacrifice remain unforgotten, as it will be a defeat by itself should a day come when none remember them. Light bless them and us all!
Gonebald: Our next ambassador is a night elf! Introducing ambassador Veritas Dreamsong!
Veritas Dreamsong: Thank you all for coming tonight to remember the fallen!
We have taken the path around the city so that we can honor those who had fallen before us! Those who fought against the Horde and other nefarious creatures upon Azeroth!
Those of us here have suffered in the past, the past three wars taking a toll. Though I do not know of the first two that your people have faced, know that the kaldorei have been with you and we will be your allies until the end. For the Alliance!
Gonebald: And now for the mighty dwarves! Ambassador Thadiggan Ironsoul please come up!
Thadiggan Ironsoul: Thank ye’ Lads and lasses for coming. I lost my brother, kin, and friend in the second war. Now we are remember them all. The blood we spill fer the Alliance will only serve the strengthen us all. Remember the fallen!
Gonebald: Also here from the dwarves, please welcome ambassador Oangus!
Oangus: Ironforge and our whole dwarven civilization would not be here without the Alliance. Our solidarity is the reason we survive today. Long live the Alliance, may she never be torn asunder!
Gonebald: Representing the gnomes is ambassador Gizzit, The Travelin’ Tailor!
Gizzit Grimwald: It is an honor to be present today. We remember the fallen. Hi, my name is Gizzit Grimwald. I travel the lands selling my tailor-made linen bags, shoulderpads, and various garments! To lighten the mood - I have a joke for you all…
What do gnomes and dwarves have in common?
VERY LITTLE!
Gonebald: And finally me would like to introduce the Chief Editor of the Grobbulus Times. She be workin’ tireleslly to keep us informed, Jansither Moonhaze!
Jansither Moonhaze: Thank you, Gonebald, and hello everyone! First off, thank you for taking the time to attend the ceremony today. It commemorates a great milestone for all of Azeroth, and it is nice to see you here supporting that.
As Gonebald has said, my name is Jansither Moonhaze. I am the editor-in-chief of the Grobbulus Times, and I would like to take this moment to invite all of you to join us in helping to establish the greatest journalism source in all of Azeroth.
We are seeking many writers, whether you are a beginner or an experienced journalist, and regardless of whether you wish to hold an official position with us, to capture the strife, adventures, and happenings across Azeroth.
At this time, I would like to introduce you to Jordana, a beginner journalist for our paper.
Jordana Flint: Hello all! What an incredible turnout!
Jansither Moonhaze: We will be holding short interviews to publish in the paper for those of you who are interested after the main event's proceedings. You may ask either Jordana or myself if you would like to participate.
We have another journalist, Avery Fenlock, who could unfortunately not make it tonight.
If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to have a conversation with me or contact me by mail. I would love to meet each of you. If you would like a copy of the newspaper for reading purposes, please send me a message and I will happily oblige.
Thank you, everyone, for listening, and thank you again for being here with us today. I wish you luck in your adventures.
Gonebald: Thank ya all for attending. Let’s celebrate! Break out ye ale!
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Throughout the ceremony, there were shouts of encouragement to the Alliance, and a lot of support for those who spoke. Alongside the official speakers, we also heard from a couple of others. Please see their transcription below:
Anivia Frostfeather: The Druids of Aviana stand in solitude with the Alliance to defend the forests of Kalimdor from Horde defilement.
Azshal: We must remember the fallen, even in these tumultuous times. We must steel ourselves, for many unseen threats lay in our path. One thing is certain: The Horde will be met with justice; from all the Eastern Kingdoms and Kalimdor alike. Even my flight shall aid you; this I vow.
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I was lucky enough to introduce the Grobbulus Times at this event. The interviews mentioned will be posted in a staggered manner throughout the next week.
Thank you, Gonebald, for hosting the ceremony. And thank you, ambassadors, for taking the initiative to speak. We all thank you for what you have done for our community.
Here are some photos of the event.

Elune-Adore, Alliance companions! I had the pleasure of meeting with Gonebald recently regarding the Opening Ceremony he is organizing.
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Elune-Adore, Alliance companions! I had the pleasure of meeting with Gonebald recently regarding the Opening Ceremony he is organizing. Below is a transcript of said interview with answers to a few general questions, plus a touch on Gonebald's own opinion of Azeroth's threat forecast.
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JANSITHER: Ishnu-alah! Thank you for taking the time to meet with me today, Gonebald!
GONEBALD: Thank ye, me lady. I like talking with an elf once in ‘er while. Ye ain't no dwarf, but you'll do.
JANSITHER: [chuckling] What I lack in dwarf charm, I make up in height! [she winks, nodding at him, and shuffles her papers] Alright then, Mr. Gonebald. You have quite the weekend planned! Please tell me a little bit about yourself and the ceremony you are putting together for both the citizens and guests of Stormwind.
GONEBALD: [initially looks confused by the joke, but proceeds anyway] Eh, me? Well, I'm the Master of Whispers in a guild call’ Dethroned. Which seems a lil' bit odd considerin' I'm not the quiet type. I been practicin', though. Anyways, me friend and I was sittin' around about 2 weeks ago and she came up with the idea for an Openin' Ceremony. T'was day dreamin' a bit so me don't member all the details. But she told me I should do the promotionons. I di'nt understand it either but 'pparently I s'pose to just tell people ‘bout it. Make sures you come. [points at Jansither] We going to celebrate the endin' of the Second War. There gon' be lot's of ale and snacks. And dancin' too!
JANSITHER: What a great way to commemorate such an awesome milestone! I know I, for one, am looking forward to joining you and the rest of the partygoers. Are there any other event staff that participants should look out for if they have questions or concerns?
GONEBALD: Lot's of me friends be helpin'. But if yas have any questions, I'm your dwarf. All this week ya can often find me in Stormwind at one of the taverns there. Me be drink... planning there.
JANSITHER: [smiles, raises hands in a shrug] Well, hey! The more people the merrier, they say! [lowers hands and crosses legs] Are there any micro-events planned for the Ceremony alongside the snacking, dancing and socializing, such as games, or are we going to see where the evening will take us and go from there?
GONEBALD: What more you need then ye ale?!? Me thinks, if I ‘member right, there be 2 speeches. But then the ale! Maybe we should do ale before speeches, too? I'll ask.
JANSITHER: I cannot help but notice what look like home-made information fliers for the ceremony, Gonebald. [flicks her wrist toward the papers, pointing her pen at them] Do you think that I could have a copy of those to complement our talk today? It would be great to display the event's information, especially since it is crafted by your talented hands!
GONEBALD: Aye! Well ya can have tha first poster with tha 'nouncement. [shuffles papers] The 2nd one be a Watch List for the guards. Ya can have that too, I'll 'member to tell 'em anyway. [reaches in pocket and pulls out a wrinkled paper with some crumbs falling off of it] And this 3rd one is just me To-Do List. Me need this one. … Naw, ya take it. Me memory like a hammer!
JANSITHER: [takes the fliers from him, trying not to think too much about who or what the crumbs came from] Heh heh, thank you, sir! This will help tremendously. [places them in her binder and quickly brushes her hands on her robes, trying not to be too obviously disturbed] Now, Mr. Gonebald, I would like to ask for your permission in touching on some more serious topics relating to Azeroth and the immediate area. Being that this event is in commemoration of the ending of the Second War, I think it is appropriate, but still, I want to make sure you are comfortable with it.
GONEBALD: Of course, me drink a lot, but I keepin' sharp eyes out and been hangin' 'round er'while.
JANSITHER: Excellent, thank you. [shifts her papers, pulling one from the back of her pile] I know that you are a dwarf, but you are also familiar with Stormwind - who, or what, do you believe to be Stormwind's greatest threat currently?
GONEBALD: Well me don't thinks the Horde comin' back anytime soon. But oh! Me was in Stormwind at the Blue Recluse. They don't have ales like Brewnall but it had to do. While I was there me heard of some big gnoll or pig walkin' ‘round just south of the gate. They called ‘em Pigger or Dogger or somethin'. Me usually good with names. Ya never know though when it comes to humans with ale. But if ya see the pig, ya should run.
JANSITHER: [raises one eyebrow and giggles] I have heard of the beast! I believe it is called "Hogger." I will be sure to spread the word. Maybe a group of adventurers will make their way down to "reconcile" the situation, if you understand what I mean. [pauses briefly] These next two questions should hit closer to home than the last. Do you think Ironforge is at risk of a Trogg invasion, and what do you believe will come of Gnomeregan?
GONEBALD: Hogger? Naw, me would 'member that name! Dwarves don't worry 'bout troggs too much. A stout Dwarf can take on a bunch of troggs! Me thinks a good Dwarven group could drive the troggs out of Gnomeregan. Then those little guys could make it like new again in no time. Easy Peasy!
JANSITHER: [eyes him, stifling a giggle] Very well, then, Gonebald! Before we wrap it up here, I had just one more question, focusing on a lighter subject again. After the ceremony concludes, do you have any other events planned? Do you think that you will integrate yourself as a solid contributor into the social planning of Grobbulus’s Azeroth?
GONEBALD: Tha best way to make friends is to get together with ales. Me wants to stay involved in more events. Plus me loves being orgabanized with me lists and stuffs! Where is that list anyway? [searches his pockets] O’ well, it's all in me memory! Thanks Jansither for lettin' me share in your paper.
JANSITHER: [bows her head toward him in respect] And thank you, Gonebald, for taking the time to talk to me. Before we go: Do you have anything you want to say to the readers?
GONEBALD: Bring ye friends, and see everyone at the Openin' Ceremony!
JANSITHER: Ande'thoras-ethil! Goodbye!
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The Opening Ceremony will take place on the 31st of August at 6 PM server time in the Park District of Stormwind. Gonebald will be assisting and can be directly contacted with questions or concerns regarding the event. Activities include dancing, drinking, socializing, and celebrating! Come join the fun!
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As some of you may know, there were a few others who were meant to participate in the organization of this event. Among those are Klungo and Ted. Unfortunately, and with a heavy heart, I must announce that Klungo was made a tasty treat by a crocolisk in Loch Modan. Ted's whereabouts are currently unknown, and we have not been able to make contact with him. We are unsure if his disappearance has any correlation to Klungo's death, but the two may be connected.
And lastly, here is a personal message from Lerain to Gonebald regarding Klungo's passing:
"I'm sorry for the loss of your friend Klungo, he may be gone, but he will live on in all of our hearts. You've done amazing work, and if anyone is to be given credit, it's you."_
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Somber announcements aside, we look forward to seeing everyone on the 31st at 6 PM. Farewell!
Graham "Buzzsaw" Hastings (44) announced today that he was retiring from the Azeroth Fighting League (AFL). This came after a thrilling finals battle against his own son Bob Hastings for the Eastern Kingdoms' division World Championship title.
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Graham "Buzzsaw" Hastings (44) announced today that he was retiring from the Azeroth Fighting League (AFL). This came after a thrilling finals battle against his own son Bob Hastings for the Eastern Kingdoms' division World Championship title.
After nearly 25 years in the ring, Hastings will be passing the torch along to his son Bob and moving to the town of Southshore in the Hillsbrad Foothills where he's been employed by King Varian Wrynn to spearhead peace negotiations and hopefully diffuse a long-running conflict between the Alliance and the Horde.
As you may well be aware, the AFL is one of the few organizations on Azeroth that brings the races of the Horde and Alliance together and allows them to compete in friendly competition in an ongoing effort to mend the rift between the two sides.
Like the Druids of the Cenarion Circle or the Priests of the Church of Light, the members of the AFL put aside their cultural differences to join together in practicing a common hobby and in the process develop a bond with their fellow man, be it human, orc, or otherwise.
In an interview with the Stormwind Observer, Hastings had this to say:
"I'll always look back fondly on the time I've spent in the ring and am eternally grateful for the opportunity to be the face of the AFL for so long. I hope that I've been an inspiration to those who have watched along, no matter for how long, and I hope that my presence in the AFL has had a positive and lasting effect on the world.
"The AFL has made great strides in bringing the Horde and Alliance together in the spirit of friendly competition and it's my dearest hope that this spirit will live on in the hearts of all of the fans, and that we may, one day, live in a world where people of all races can come together to live in happiness and harmony."
One week from today Bob Hastings will face Kalimdor's champion Wayden "The Rock" Stonehoof for a shot at the World Championship title in the Gurubashi Arena, birthpace of the sport, deep with the jungle of Stranglethorn Vale.
Be sure to check back next issue as we dive deep into the AFL career of Buzzsaw. From his astounding against-all-odds victory at Pit Mania IV with his tag partner Kurt Krogan and his tragic loss the very next year against the his once-close partner, to his explosive return to the main stage 15 years later, we'll explore the trials and triumphs of this living legend.
An explosion rocked Gnomeregan this afternoon, with confirmed reports of an outpour of radiation and mass casualties. Initial reports suggest the explosion was caused by the release of grinding machines pressure valves, which caused the explosion, as well as the release of toxic radiation throughout the city.
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An explosion rocked Gnomeregan this afternoon, with confirmed reports of an outpour of radiation and mass casualties. Initial reports suggest the explosion was caused by the release of grinding machines pressure valves, which caused the explosion, as well as the release of toxic radiation throughout the city.
Although the death toll is still uncertain, it is believed that as much as 85% of the city's population may be lost as a result of this highly destructive explosion and radiation.
High Tinker Mekkatorque and his cabinet were safely evacuated to an undisclosed location. King Magni Bronzebeard today announced the city of Ironforge has granted Mekkatorque and his people asylum, with arrangements being made to accommodate them within the walls of Ironforge.
Mekgineer and Chief Advisor Sicco Thermaplugg, who has faced criticism in recent weeks for having foreknowledge of an impending trogg invasion, defended the Gnomeregan government's decision to release the pressure valves. When asked if the intent was to release toxic radiation as a deterrent to the trogg invasion, Thermaplugg responded "What we did was objectively the best course of action, considering everything we knew, and everything we know now". Thermaplugg was present in the city during the explosion. His whereabouts are unknown at this time.
BREAKING: Multiple eyewitness accounts of "incredible necromantic" activity at Deathknell.
BREAKING: Multiple eyewitness accounts of "incredible necromantic" activity at Deathknell.
We are receiving reports from officials at both Northshire Abbey and Red Cloud Mesa of a "sudden increase in migrant activity". This story is developing.
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We are receiving reports from officials at both Northshire Abbey and Red Cloud Mesa of a "sudden increase in migrant activity". This story is developing.
Update 8:53 Realm Time: Valley of Trials has now also confirmed an influx in travelers seeking training and refuge.
When creating a new post, you now have the option to enable in-character comments! Got a question about this new feature?
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When creating a new post, you now have the option to enable in-character comments! Got a question about this new feature? Leave a comment!
Have fun, everyone, and thank you for being a part of Grobb.org!
Hello, citizens of Goldshire!
My name is Jansither, and I am one of the editors of the Grobbulus Times.
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Hello, citizens of Goldshire!
My name is Jansither, and I am one of the editors of the Grobbulus Times.
As you may know, tensions are running high as Goldshire's mayoral election approaches. We will be reaching out to interview Mr. Moneybucks and Vanque, both front runners of the Goldshire election, and any others that emerge in the coming weeks. Our goal is to gather information to ensure that your vote is an informed one.
While we have an outline of concerns to present to them already, this is a community affair and, in the end, it's you who should be asking the questions. We are seeking the questions and concerns of those who reside in Goldshire and its surrounding areas to add to our arsenal of material to present to the candidates.
Please respond to me here should you wish to contribute to the interview.
Thank you, friends!
Ratchet — The Ratchet-based newspaper Grobbulus Times launched officially today, with the heading "A World Begins".
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Ratchet — The Ratchet-based newspaper Grobbulus Times launched officially today, with the heading "A World Begins". The Grobb.org backed paper, which is funded by Venture Co. Press, a subsidiary of Venture Company, aims to distinguish itself from the realm's leading periodical, Booty Bay based Grobbulus Gazette, by offering up-to-date weather information and by appealing to independent freelance journalists living in the Ratchet area.
Booty Bay — The Grobbulus Gazette, based out of Booty Bay, has opened shop and is seeking cartoonists, artists, columnists, and writers. Interested? Apply now!
Booty Bay — The Grobbulus Gazette, based out of Booty Bay, has opened shop and is seeking cartoonists, artists, columnists, and writers. Interested? Apply now!
An epic journey awaits us. So let's take photos!
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An epic journey awaits us. So let's take photos! New feature: As you write posts, you can now drag photos into them! Behold, Grobb.org's world first selfie:
I've been working hard to get this live in time for classic launch. It works, but there might be bugs. So, I'm marking this feature beta for now. (Pst, that means save backups of photos, just in case!) I've set storage limits low for now as well; looking into options to increase.
You can now upload a character portrait by going to Me → Profile → Portrait. Max 1mb, it'll scale to fit.
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You can now upload a character portrait by going to Me → Profile → Portrait. Max 1mb, it'll scale to fit. On profile page, can click to zoom in on it.
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Khota, Tulahe, Anise, Jansither, Moxie, Renzi, Holstein, Skjall, Stagrunner, Magic, Mckuden, Cavanaugh, Manderon, Evira, Piru
Thunderbluff — A wild fire elemental of Bloodhoof Village, called "Aki Towa" by the locals, was put to ash on Tuesday, ending years of torment for the small village. The locals held a feast to celebrate, but many remain concerned the attacks may not be over.
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Thunderbluff — A wild fire elemental of Bloodhoof Village, called "Aki Towa" by the locals, was put to ash on Tuesday, ending years of torment for the small village. The locals held a feast to celebrate, but many remain concerned the attacks may not be over. One local healer is preparing for the worst: "The elemental, it was controlled, by someone, or something. We fear more will come. My child, Onak, was among dozens burned over the years." Thunderbluff officials are keeping patrols unchanged for the time being.
Eyes bleeding? Enter the shadow.
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Eyes bleeding? Enter the shadow. Grobbulus.org now has a dark mode, accessible from Me -> Settings.
Stormwind — The Brotherhood of Northshire confirmed today that the renowned young priestess, Seraena, is in route to the Abbey, expected to arrive sometime within the next few weeks.
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Stormwind — The Brotherhood of Northshire confirmed today that the renowned young priestess, Seraena, is in route to the Abbey, expected to arrive sometime within the next few weeks. The aspiring archeologist is known for her explosive discoveries abroad, which at the time caused controversy across the kingdom, most notably at the Cathedral of Light.
I created Grobbulus.org over the weekend to serve the community in a few ways:
• News — Read (and publish!
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I created Grobbulus.org over the weekend to serve the community in a few ways:
• News — Read (and publish!) realm news, opinion columns, satires, and interviews.
• Guild Directory — Browse guilds, submit applications, or create/manage/advertise your own guild!
• Character Directory — Search and browse other characters, read their backstory, and follow their in character journal.
• Character Journals — Claim your characters, write a backstory, and start writing their in character journal.
It's all free, and it's grobbulicious. Get hyped for Classic!
New features! If you go to Me -> Post, you can now post various kinds of RP posts, including journal entries, news reports, satire news, opinion columns, and interviews.
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New features! If you go to Me -> Post, you can now post various kinds of RP posts, including journal entries, news reports, satire news, opinion columns, and interviews. You can also now edit and delete posts. The Characters page is now searchable and now has a count of journal posts by each character's name. Some other misc improvements, such as functionality for CMs (Community Managers), giving each journal and news entry a linkable static URL, etc.
More updates! You can now set your faction, race, class, gender, and write a backstory for each of your chracters.
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More updates! You can now set your faction, race, class, gender, and write a backstory for each of your chracters. To browse other characters of Grobbulus, click into the new Characters tab at the top.
Multiple sources have now confirmed an attack is being planned by members of the Horde against Kalimdor's great tree, Teldrassil. The attack is expected "within weeks".
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Multiple sources have now confirmed an attack is being planned by members of the Horde against Kalimdor's great tree, Teldrassil. The attack is expected "within weeks". Today, a message penned by a pseudonymous "Traveled Far Westward" warned of their intention to join the attack. In a statement made this morning, Arch Druid Fandral Staghelm confirmed preperations were being made to thwart the attack. "We are ready. Druids are positioned. Darnassus, Dolanaar, Shadowglen. More are on [the] way."
You can now post journal entries on Grobbulus.org.
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You can now post journal entries on Grobbulus.org. To do so, login, click into your character name from the menu, then start journaling! The posts will immediately appear on your character's public profile page. While writing an entry, you can also optionally submit to your guild. If you do this, and your guild owner approves the post, it'll appear on you guild's public page as well. Similiarly, you can also optionally submit entries to News. If it's reviewed and featured, it'll appear on the homepage of Grobbulus.org.
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You can now apply to join a guild from the guild page or from your character page under the Guild sub-tab. After applying, the respective guild owner will be prompted to review your character profile with the option to approve or deny.
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You can now apply to join a guild from the guild page or from your character page under the Guild sub-tab. After applying, the respective guild owner will be prompted to review your character profile with the option to approve or deny. Only guild owners can view all guild members right now. Guild owners can kick members by clicking Kick button next to their name.
Got inspired, grabbed this domain, spent the evening building v0.1 of this website.
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Got inspired, grabbed this domain, spent the evening building v0.1 of this website. More to come.