The public forum Saturday night, a shining beacon of the democratic process within Stormwind, was marred by a once prominent community figure’s crusade against the unknown. Apothecary, Scalebane, Shan’do: these are the most venerable titles that Kaladhir Ambertap holds to mark a druid, a citizen of his stature. 339 More Words

The public forum Saturday night, a shining beacon of the democratic process within Stormwind, was marred by a once prominent community figure’s crusade against the unknown. Apothecary, Scalebane, Shan’do: these are the most venerable titles that Kaladhir Ambertap holds to mark a druid, a citizen of his stature. Each honorific earned with fang and claw, fighting for his people and even those of this land he now calls home. For this reason I must say with heavy heart that I am disappointed in Ambertap.

Once a staunch ally, I was revolted to find the embittered shell of a druid that heckled the candidates that night carried the same name. So proud was I to lend my aid to the apothecary’s campaign effort, dutifully taking note of each word spoken on the various platforms present, that one can imagine my shock to find my friend disparaging the very newspaper I write for. The vitriol, then, that spewed from this man soured the room. The name-calling and implications of unfair terms caught the candidates off-guard, though they managed to regain composure well-enough. And as if that were not enough, Ambertap made a mockery of the entire process, displaying a startling lack of understanding and care by announcing his intent to run for Park District Councilor – a seat that is not up for election.

His rejoining the crowd, then, was further turning point as he renounced his candidacy and took to jeering at the remainders. To Lady Lasciell Ravenwood he made offensive remarks of a purported tattoo, directly asking, “I would need to have you searched…[] Would you like to consent to the guards?” The confusion in his now-failed campaign was brought to a head as he challenged City Councilor Rhien Heartseeker directly, going on to demand she resign “out of shame.” Ambertap was escorted from the building shortly thereafter.

I write this op-ed not to disparage the good druid’s name; Elune knows he has done well enough in that regard for himself. I write to let the readers know the dangers of wanton vigilantism, to let the readers be aware that such conspiratorial nature can turn even the most noble of people into raving vagrants. I write out of fear that the lunacy that has gripped a dear friend may spread throughout our dear city.

-Ellaria Moonbough

Once again, seats have opened in Stormwind City and hopeful applicants are filling in from all walks of life to put their names forth as elected representatives of the six districts. The Stormwind City Council, primarily an advisory and oversight body for the Crown, is a group of officials not appointed by Nobility, but elected to office by the people to give citizens a voice in this time of uncertainty and war. 230 More Words

Once again, seats have opened in Stormwind City and hopeful applicants are filling in from all walks of life to put their names forth as elected representatives of the six districts. The Stormwind City Council, primarily an advisory and oversight body for the Crown, is a group of officials not appointed by Nobility, but elected to office by the people to give citizens a voice in this time of uncertainty and war. Some months ago, Councillor Salem and Councillor Niehr were elected to the Trade and Park districts, respectively. Seats have now been made available for the remaining four districts: Cathedral, Old Town, Mage and Dwarven. And with such a surge of interest from the population, it is clear many feel the need for such a body of officials remains even after dismissed claims of corruption which plagued the last election period.



Old Town and the Mage District seem to be the most hotly contended districts this time around, with the conditions of the impoverished and war-orphaned in the Old Town gutters drawing particular criticism. Meanwhile, many are calling for more restrictions and greater taxing of the Mages and practitioners within the Mage District, one of the wealthier sections of the city, and cite dangerous experiments done without oversight as serious sources of concern for the average citizen. Applicants interested in submitting their names as candidates are directed to the Town Hall offices, and the first Candidate Forum to answer citizen questions and raise awareness of platforms will occur May the 30th at the same location. Following which, a near month-long campaigning period will be held across the city. The Grobbulus Times will be on the scene covering this election in detail, and keeping you up to date as the names of those in leading positions are revealed.

Once again, seats have opened in Stormwind City and hopeful applicants are filling in from all walks of life to put their names forth as elected representatives of the six districts. The Stormwind City Council, primarily an advisory and oversight body for the Crown, is a group of officials not appointed by Nobility, but elected to office by the people to give citizens a voice in this time of uncertainty and war. 229 More Words

Once again, seats have opened in Stormwind City and hopeful applicants are filling in from all walks of life to put their names forth as elected representatives of the six districts. The Stormwind City Council, primarily an advisory and oversight body for the Crown, is a group of officials not appointed by Nobility, but elected to office by the people to give citizens a voice in this time of uncertainty and war. Some months ago, Councillor Salem and Councillor Niehr were elected to the Trade and Park districts, respectively. Seats have now been made available for the remaining four districts: Cathedral, Old Town, Mage and Dwarven. And with such a surge of interest from the population, it is clear many feel the need for such a body of officials remains even after dismissed claims of corruption which plagued the last election period.



Old Town and the Mage District seem to be the most hotly contended districts this time around, with the conditions of the impoverished and war-orphaned in the Old Town gutters drawing particular criticism. Meanwhile, many are calling for more restrictions and greater taxing of the Mages and practitioners within the Mage District, one of the wealthier sections of the city, and cite dangerous experiments done without oversight as serious sources of concern for the average citizen. Applicants interested in submitting their names as candidates are directed to the Town Hall offices, and the first Candidate Forum to answer citizen questions and raise awareness of platforms will occur May the 30th at the same location. Following which, a near month-long campaigning period will be held across the city. The Grobbulus Times will be on the scene covering this election in detail, and keeping you up to date as the names of those in leading positions are revealed.

The Grobbulus Times, recently featured in the Eastern Kingdom’s newest publication out of Stranglethorn Vale, would like to take brief passage to welcome other journalists to the professional stage. The Times accepts articles of all viewpoints and conflicts, publishing both for and against many subjects, and is happy to see further citizens adding voice to the continental conversation of our great Alliance. 100 More Words

The Grobbulus Times, recently featured in the Eastern Kingdom’s newest publication out of Stranglethorn Vale, would like to take brief passage to welcome other journalists to the professional stage. The Times accepts articles of all viewpoints and conflicts, publishing both for and against many subjects, and is happy to see further citizens adding voice to the continental conversation of our great Alliance. Though initial articles have espoused the evils of ‘demonizing the innocent’ (the woman in question, Lantana, was recently killed after attempting to murder druid of the Cenarion Circle on behalf of Warlock Cultists) and ‘false reporting’ (the Bugle itself accidentally falsely reported the contents of an official Stormwind Justicar report without verifying the contents), we at the Times know these are common and forgivable mistakes of the enthusiastic but not-yet experienced. The Grobbulus Times looks forward to further cooperation with the Bugle in ensuring fair, multi-viewed reporting of all news pertinent to the Alliance and our day to day lives.

After a week of deliberation, punishment has been meted out in regards to the gross abuse of authority which saw Tira Phalandrin abduct and imprison citizen Elwynri Goldmane late last month. As a body of trusted authority in the City, Councillor Niehr and Councillor Salem met with representatives of the Stormwind City Guard, Justicars and Silver Hand to offer recommendations as to repercussions. 289 More Words

After a week of deliberation, punishment has been meted out in regards to the gross abuse of authority which saw Tira Phalandrin abduct and imprison citizen Elwynri Goldmane late last month. As a body of trusted authority in the City, Councillor Niehr and Councillor Salem met with representatives of the Stormwind City Guard, Justicars and Silver Hand to offer recommendations as to repercussions. Appropriately, these recommendations seem to have been taken seriously as the Silver Hand announced that Tira Phalandrin would be stripped of her rank undoubtedly for conduct unbecoming, and the Stormwind City Guard has advised they will be keeping close eye on Phalandrin in the future.

Elwynri Goldmane, a former Veridian Order member, is currently being vetted and cleared of suspicions of felcraft or possession by the Justicars of Stormwind. Independent sources and publications, partaking in uninformed fearmongering, expressed concerns at her recent hiring to City Council as low-ranking secretary. Justicar Bigsby dismissed the worries with an amused wave of hand; “(…) It is suspected Elwynri may have been possessed at the time [of her kidnapping], but there is no evidence currently to corroborate this belief. The Justicars will be keeping close eye on all persons of interest in this case as investigation proceeds.”

The official report, a copy of which was hand-delivered to the Grobbulus Times by the gracious Council, reflected as such in clear language with phrases like “There are procedures and protocols to follow in dealing with the occult. Though Tira’s motives and intent were sound, I am of the opinion that she has violated those procedures.” and “Elwynri herself was warded (…) to keep her from interacting with the fel and shadow.” Records of this transcript are available at City Hall to citizens who request the Council for access.

With combined efforts of the Council, the investigation of the Justicars, and the firm support of the Stormwind Guard, justice seems to have been appropriately served. A testament to the ongoing cohesion between all aspects of enforcement in our city, and the weight which outside organizations give to the recommendations of our City Council in such judicial matters.

The Obsidian Sun Company host's a night of drink and mirth each Sunday at 7pm server time. Pull up a chair, order a drink, and share a story in the Mage District's own Blue Recluse.

The Obsidian Sun Company host's a night of drink and mirth each Sunday at 7pm server time. Pull up a chair, order a drink, and share a story in the Mage District's own Blue Recluse.

Stormwind City Council is hosting a ballroom event on Sunday, May 3rd, 6 pm at Dwarven District to welcome a foreign diplomat from Silvermoon City. We are inviting you to join the event. 31 More Words

Stormwind City Council is hosting a ballroom event on Sunday, May 3rd, 6 pm at Dwarven District to welcome a foreign diplomat from Silvermoon City. We are inviting you to join the event. We are looking for members of the community to meet and talk to the diplomat to discuss foreign relations and business opportunities in Eastern Kingoms! Drinks and food will be served!

Need to unwind after a long week? Looking to spice up your night-life? 44 More Words

Need to unwind after a long week? Looking to spice up your night-life? Have a keen interest in booze and brawls? Come visit the Rat\'s Revelry in Stormwind Park every Thursday at 7pm server time! We have exotic dancers, fight-night entertainment, and a wide assortment of drink to get you right into the thick of it.

The Stranglethorn Fishing Extravaganza took place this past Sunday afternoon, prompting hundreds of would-be champions to take to the shores of that jungle peninsula with rod in hand. The competition itself was to be the first angler to catch 40 Tastyfish, a difficult feat to accomplish on a good day. 229 More Words

The Stranglethorn Fishing Extravaganza took place this past Sunday afternoon, prompting hundreds of would-be champions to take to the shores of that jungle peninsula with rod in hand. The competition itself was to be the first angler to catch 40 Tastyfish, a difficult feat to accomplish on a good day. The draw of the title of Master Angler and the tackle awarded alongside made many brave the jungle heat to provide fierce competition. A solo fisherman fared no chance, for they had to compete against aggressive wildlife, cutthroat competitors, and bloodthirsty horde. Several factions rose up during the tournament, then, aiming to increase the chances of seeing the trophy brought home for their guild’s name. Using spotters to scout for pools of spawning Tastyfish and bodyguards to ensure their ward faced no threat, each guild’s angler patiently waited for the fish to bite, a strange juxtaposition to the bloodshed often just down the beach.



Always a close competition, the race to return to Booty Bay with the day’s catch hand is perhaps the most exhilarating part, as several parties near the finish all at once. The priestess Avyndriel Glimmermoon of the Goldshire Inn Staff managed to claim the inaugural title, under the careful ward of the Staff’s finest. Her stalwart demeanor in the face of such competition saw the day’s victory and awarded her the title of Master Angler. This past week’s victor, however, saw scandal, as claims of collusion between Horde and Alliance have since circulated.

Besmirched as the trophy may now be, the Fishing Extravaganza remains a fun outing and break from the tedium of Stormwind politics.

As the conflicts rage across the continents, as noble soldiers abroad fight to safeguard our way of life from the masses of the Horde, as mercenaries and diplomats and tradesmen all do their part towards the ongoing battlefronts, we here at home forget at times to take a moment and think on the many groups working towards the common good of our Alliance. So has this piece begun; a look, each week, at one of the organizations unsung in their efforts. 267 More Words

As the conflicts rage across the continents, as noble soldiers abroad fight to safeguard our way of life from the masses of the Horde, as mercenaries and diplomats and tradesmen all do their part towards the ongoing battlefronts, we here at home forget at times to take a moment and think on the many groups working towards the common good of our Alliance. So has this piece begun; a look, each week, at one of the organizations unsung in their efforts. And where better to start than at the heart of the Alliance, and the Stormwind Guard.



While the men and women of the Capital are as varied in their services as background, a new infantry company headed by Guardsman Marcus ------ was reached out to. In the wake of so much of Stormwind’s standing military forces being deployed to reinforce garrisons and combat the Horde, volunteers like Marcus and his forces have become pivotal to maintaining order in the Alliance holdings and Capital itself. When asked about the burdens of their new role, the sentiment seemed cautious, but ultimately optimistic.

“We have a lot of work ahead of us.” Remarked the newly-promoted company commander. “For too long have the streets of Stormwind been ruled by thuggery and vigilante justice. Our first task is reminding these individuals that, war or no, law and order still rule here.” City Councilwoman Salem was unavailable for comment, but was seen publicly endorsing the newest Guardsman company after their successful presence at the Night Market, thanking Guardsman Marcus for his contributions to event security.

“We’re always in need of volunteers.” Said Marcus in closing. “Those with military background or combat experience are most in demand, but any able-bodied citizen willing to step up for the Glory of the Alliance and her provinces should report to the Command Center. Guardsman Arlorn will be waiting to take your applications.” The citizens of Stormwind and the Grobbulus Times salute the brave members of the guard working tirelessly to keep us safe, and look forward to their continued, and increased, presence.

On behalf of Lord Talnash, Patriarch of House Flarehold, Silvermoon City is offering fifty gold for the immediate return of Jassinn Shadowstar, alive, to stand trial for murder. Emissary Jadrissa Flarehold is available in Stormwind for questions and details. 3 More Words

On behalf of Lord Talnash, Patriarch of House Flarehold, Silvermoon City is offering fifty gold for the immediate return of Jassinn Shadowstar, alive, to stand trial for murder. Emissary Jadrissa Flarehold is available in Stormwind for questions and details.

Anu belore dela'na.

War rages across the land, but that does not mean even the most valiant of soldiers cannot enjoy a moment’s respite. Under a white flag either faction assembled, much to the enjoyment of the Steamwheedle Cartel. 181 More Words

War rages across the land, but that does not mean even the most valiant of soldiers cannot enjoy a moment’s respite. Under a white flag either faction assembled, much to the enjoyment of the Steamwheedle Cartel. Booty Bay was the site of the showing, where all manner of talented musician congregated in solidarity. Rooftop stages buckled and swayed beneath the weight of partygoers as street vendors beckoned from crowded dockside below. A sight to behold was the sheer magnitude of revelers gathered; they crowded the docks and roofs, lined rickety bridges and walkways, and even perched high above the city on mast and rigging.



From the crew of the Hurricane to the Redwood Tribes, unlikely musical acts took to their stages to sing the songs of their countrymen in honor. Hours on end, the shantytown clamored with excitement. The swim-up bar of the Traveling Tavern surely made a pretty penny as exhausted revelers took to the waters for a break from the jungle heat.



A night of mirth and excitement was long overdue for the war weary soldiers of Alliance and Horde alike, though how long will this armistice last? Even as stupors are slept off and heads pound, the drums of war begin to thunder once again.

It was a resounding success last weekend as the new Stormwind Councilor, Salem, presented in cooperation with Stormwind business owners and organizers the ‘Night Market’. Advertised as an opportunity to promote wares and small businesses within the city, crowds poured into the district to partake in shell-games, purchase exotic drinks and share in conversation and good company. 119 More Words

It was a resounding success last weekend as the new Stormwind Councilor, Salem, presented in cooperation with Stormwind business owners and organizers the ‘Night Market’. Advertised as an opportunity to promote wares and small businesses within the city, crowds poured into the district to partake in shell-games, purchase exotic drinks and share in conversation and good company. Even a new regiment of Guardsmen were present to keep the peace in the bustling evening scene.



With spirits high and money flowing, praise was given from all those involved and catapulted Councilor Salem into the public eye after her rather quiet appointment to the position in the wake of an equally quiet dismissal. Already, it is being asked when the next Night Market will be held, and there is talk of making the event a monthly occurrence within the city. Given recent grumblings and middling approval of City Council’s actions within Stormwind, one can only hope this is a sign of things to come and an indication of improvement from our elected officials.

On Monday night, the Coalition of Gnomes (C.O. 261 More Words

On Monday night, the Coalition of Gnomes (C.O.G.) made a circuit around Ironforge spreading awareness of Gnomish rights. They rallied in Tinkertown before setting off to stage a sit-in at the auction house steps. A small crowd of people watched onwards as their leader, Killerwatts, produced highly racially charged rhetoric. An excerpt from his speech has been included below.


(Pictured above: the demonstration presents their case to King Magni)

“I am Gnome, strong and proud. We are not little folks that use toys. We are spell-casters, we are engineering, we are weapon masters, we are escape artists. WE ARE GNOMES! And don't you dare mess with us. GNOME POWER!”

The gnomish rally eventually made way to the throne room to present their demands to King Magni, though their terms fell on deaf ears. Taking the tram to Stormwind, the protestors followed a similar route through the city. While occupying the auction house, I managed to have a few words with Killerwatts.

“We the gnomes have had it with the unfair treatment of gnomes. Being treated as babies and animals. The C.O.G (coalition of gnomes), we demand gnome respect. We want the Alliance to retake Gnomeregan; no more punt jokes; and every tavern should have chairs that fits to our sizes.”

Public opinion of gnomes has been on the downturn in recent months. Studies have reported that a whopping 64% of jokes told by Alliance citizens feature gnomes as the butt-end of the joke. It remains to be seen whether these demonstrations can sway the minds and hearts of Azeroth to reduce this statistic.

The illustrious House Blackstone opens the doors to their tavern, The Golden Tree, at 7:00 server time. Come pull up a chair, grab a drink, and take in the atmosphere of one of Stormwind's premiere taverns.

The illustrious House Blackstone opens the doors to their tavern, The Golden Tree, at 7:00 server time. Come pull up a chair, grab a drink, and take in the atmosphere of one of Stormwind's premiere taverns.

The Veridian Order will be holding trial against Elwynri Goldmane for conspiring against their order with the aid of warlock Ishie Fizzlefel. The trial will be held at the Stormwind Cathedral.

The Veridian Order will be holding trial against Elwynri Goldmane for conspiring against their order with the aid of warlock Ishie Fizzlefel. The trial will be held at the Stormwind Cathedral.

With today’s merger between the Grobbulus Times and the Steele Xaxdorei, the legacy left by Necro has all but faded from the minds of Azeroth’s denizens. The once powerful sorcerer has been missing since early February, after a brief return from a lengthy sabbatical to arrange the terms of contract for his business’ sale. 288 More Words

With today’s merger between the Grobbulus Times and the Steele Xaxdorei, the legacy left by Necro has all but faded from the minds of Azeroth’s denizens. The once powerful sorcerer has been missing since early February, after a brief return from a lengthy sabbatical to arrange the terms of contract for his business’ sale. Necro announced his leave of absence late last year after a scandal broke alleging the man to have connections to the necromancy sects recently outed within Stormwind. These allegations prompted weeks of protest outside the business mogul’s manor calling for his resignation. Links between Necro and these cults remain as of yet unverified.

This scandal was the culmination of a series of dark dealings, with Necro seemingly at the heart. Rumors swirled of the sorcerer toying with the dead to provide employees for his businesses, with eye-witness reports of large crates delivered to the gates of The Grobbulus Times estate, seeping a foul odor. Past employees report a constant stream of necromantic paraphernalia arriving to the offices, quickly whisked away from prying eyes. As the days wore on, Necro was seen less and less in the public sphere even as pressure to explain himself mounted. The business mogul’s plans to expand into Kalimdor were halted as he announced his leave of absence, prompting the hungry eyes of rival organizations to begin prying into his doings. So far only the Steele Xaxdorei have managed to procure a slice of the estate, though that has not stopped others from trying.

As corporate lawyers scramble to find similar profit, rumors of Necro being spotted deep within the Wetlands have been circulated. Reports of strange lights circling distant campfires and grotesque effigies burning at all hours are given from nearby settlements. No official sightings have been confirmed at this time, though that has not stopped would-be fortune finders from trekking into the swamp in hopes of finding the disgraced sorcerer. City officials are promising a portion of the estate to any citizens that can provide information leading to his whereabouts.